If life gave out achievements...
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The Mudkip's Republic of Mudkips - 1 point
Ask 50 people if they like mudkips without getting no as an answer
The Cake is a lie - 1 point
Eat the entire cake before a wedding ceremony begins
Ask 50 people if they like mudkips without getting no as an answer
The Cake is a lie - 1 point
Eat the entire cake before a wedding ceremony begins
well aren't you just fantastic- 70G
be better than someone at being their self.
Wow man, that's deep -20G
write a song about a watch, shoe, car, or hoe(country doesn't count)
dont your hands hurt- hi 5G
give all the people in your school or job a high five within one buisness day
be better than someone at being their self.
Wow man, that's deep -20G
write a song about a watch, shoe, car, or hoe(country doesn't count)
dont your hands hurt- hi 5G
give all the people in your school or job a high five within one buisness day
The Vidmeister (500G)
-Have a video on the internet that has been veiwed over 100,000 times.
Funlover (20G)
-Ride two Roller coasters.
BURN! BURN, MINISCULE FLY, BURN!! (2G)
-Kill a flying insect with a lighter.
A Solemn Moment for the Satirical Rodent (30G)
-Read Art Speigelman's MAUS.
Science Fiction Introductory (150G)
-Watch all six Star Wars films.
Rogue Physicist (20,000G)
-Destroy a Xenological Military Menace somehow, while carrying a crowbar.
(Remember, these are supposed to be in real life. The last one is the only one I haven't got.)
-Have a video on the internet that has been veiwed over 100,000 times.
Funlover (20G)
-Ride two Roller coasters.
BURN! BURN, MINISCULE FLY, BURN!! (2G)
-Kill a flying insect with a lighter.
A Solemn Moment for the Satirical Rodent (30G)
-Read Art Speigelman's MAUS.
Science Fiction Introductory (150G)
-Watch all six Star Wars films.
Rogue Physicist (20,000G)
-Destroy a Xenological Military Menace somehow, while carrying a crowbar.
(Remember, these are supposed to be in real life. The last one is the only one I haven't got.)
- No social life: Over 16 days total play time on WoW.
- Girlfriend: Has been in a long lasting relationship
- Comedy Gold: performed in stand up and comedy sketch shows
- Unlocked Jesus as my savior: Became Christian
- Heavyweight Drinker: Drink loads without getting drunk
- Still alive: Not lost a life since birth
- Girlfriend: Has been in a long lasting relationship
- Comedy Gold: performed in stand up and comedy sketch shows
- Unlocked Jesus as my savior: Became Christian
- Heavyweight Drinker: Drink loads without getting drunk
- Still alive: Not lost a life since birth
In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks you! (50)
-Make a logical Russian reversal.
We're not in East Germany anymore...(30)
-Drive a trabant made in the DDR at least once in your lifetime.
Combine'd!(150)
-Die on the first level in Half-Life 2, but not by falling of a building.
Bat-shit Loco (100)
-Play Heroes of Annihilated Empires more than 30 times and be able to spell "Annihilated" without being corrected once.
Go back to school (Lose All)
-Finish school and not remember the name of every continent.
Hold that Iron (25)
-Mistake an ironing utensil for a telephone.
Futuristic! (50)
-See every Futurama episode and Movie.
Finger lickin'...ohgod.(60)
-Throw up after eating large amounts of chicken.
Ha Ha, I rule. (Infinite)
-Write down all your achievements on your gravestone.
-Make a logical Russian reversal.
We're not in East Germany anymore...(30)
-Drive a trabant made in the DDR at least once in your lifetime.
Combine'd!(150)
-Die on the first level in Half-Life 2, but not by falling of a building.
Bat-shit Loco (100)
-Play Heroes of Annihilated Empires more than 30 times and be able to spell "Annihilated" without being corrected once.
Go back to school (Lose All)
-Finish school and not remember the name of every continent.
Hold that Iron (25)
-Mistake an ironing utensil for a telephone.
Futuristic! (50)
-See every Futurama episode and Movie.
Finger lickin'...ohgod.(60)
-Throw up after eating large amounts of chicken.
Ha Ha, I rule. (Infinite)
-Write down all your achievements on your gravestone.
Oh dear lord are you insane:
make one of your friends say the above with a stupid action
Genious:
Do all of these (i have done all these)
1. In a self serve restuarant take the food and hand it to the checkout person instead of the money and then walk off by sheer lack of concentration
2. In a doorway with 2 sets of doors push both when a sign clearly says pull for both
3. In a double doorway, push one door to no effect, then pull it to realise its locked. Push the other door to no effect as well and finally pull the last door to get out.
4. Manage to walk into an open door.
5. Lose 5 things in one day.
6. Do the thing where you and someone else keep moving from side to side to get past for over 3 mins.
7. Attempt to climb a high wall and then slide slowly down as you struggly for grip, skinning your arms.
8. Attempt to down a slushy
9. Attempt to swallow an entire kinder egg.
10. Almost get hit by a lorry/car/person/wall while counting/recounting change on a very cheap item because you think you were over charged.
11. Still be alive after all these things.
YES i have done these on more than one occasion. Its the super achievment to prove you are an idiot and still alive.
make one of your friends say the above with a stupid action
Genious:
Do all of these (i have done all these)
1. In a self serve restuarant take the food and hand it to the checkout person instead of the money and then walk off by sheer lack of concentration
2. In a doorway with 2 sets of doors push both when a sign clearly says pull for both
3. In a double doorway, push one door to no effect, then pull it to realise its locked. Push the other door to no effect as well and finally pull the last door to get out.
4. Manage to walk into an open door.
5. Lose 5 things in one day.
6. Do the thing where you and someone else keep moving from side to side to get past for over 3 mins.
7. Attempt to climb a high wall and then slide slowly down as you struggly for grip, skinning your arms.
8. Attempt to down a slushy
9. Attempt to swallow an entire kinder egg.
10. Almost get hit by a lorry/car/person/wall while counting/recounting change on a very cheap item because you think you were over charged.
11. Still be alive after all these things.
YES i have done these on more than one occasion. Its the super achievment to prove you are an idiot and still alive.
Epic Win (60) Use this pick-up line and it worked. The word of the day is legs, so how about we go to my car and spread the word?
I -intercourse- on first date.(100)
-self explanatory
Thunderstruck (200)
-survive getting stuck by lighting
So alone (10)
-be the only one to loudly laugh at a joke in an auditorium(50 people minimum)
Witty cadaver (1000)
-have "Always look on the light side of life." be played at your funeral
Ironhead
-spend 20 hours at work while hung over.
-self explanatory
Thunderstruck (200)
-survive getting stuck by lighting
So alone (10)
-be the only one to loudly laugh at a joke in an auditorium(50 people minimum)
Witty cadaver (1000)
-have "Always look on the light side of life." be played at your funeral
Ironhead
-spend 20 hours at work while hung over.
Folsom Blues (25)
Shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Winning $treak (50):
Leave a casino with more money than you came in with for three days in a row.
Success is $weet (100):
Leave a casino with more money than you came in with for TEN days in a row.
League of Dorks (25):
Win a fantasy football league.
Socially Adjusted (50):
Play World of Warcraft for a year without missing work or losing your girlfriend/wife.
Shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Winning $treak (50):
Leave a casino with more money than you came in with for three days in a row.
Success is $weet (100):
Leave a casino with more money than you came in with for TEN days in a row.
League of Dorks (25):
Win a fantasy football league.
Socially Adjusted (50):
Play World of Warcraft for a year without missing work or losing your girlfriend/wife.
DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR - get your car stolen
RESPAWNING IN 10...9...8...7 - wake up out of a coma
HI MOM! - end up on the news
WHAT DOES MINE SAY...DUDE!....WHAT DOES MINE SAY....SWEET! - get matching tattoos with someone
CONTINUE? - get in a fight and lose
EXRTA LIFE - live to be 100
*C-C-C-COMBO LOVE MAKER - giva a girl 8 or more ogazams
*ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR - dump someone on a holiday
*my achievements
RESPAWNING IN 10...9...8...7 - wake up out of a coma
HI MOM! - end up on the news
WHAT DOES MINE SAY...DUDE!....WHAT DOES MINE SAY....SWEET! - get matching tattoos with someone
CONTINUE? - get in a fight and lose
EXRTA LIFE - live to be 100
*C-C-C-COMBO LOVE MAKER - giva a girl 8 or more ogazams
*ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR - dump someone on a holiday
*my achievements