If Optimus Prime was a _______, he'd be Optimus _______

[Febel]

If optimus prime was a number he'd be...optimus prime. That's all I've got, sorry.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

If Optimus Prime was depressed, he'd be Optimus Whine.

 

[Mr. Google]

Obligatory: If Optimus Prime was a Badass, he'd be Optimus Badass.

I think you got the thread all mixed up. It was supposed to be IF. OP is a badass.

 

[Jakub324]

If Optimus Prime was a narcissist, he'd be Optimus I'm.

Yeah, that's the best I got.

That was pretty good, and it reminded me of your avatar in more way than one.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

If Optimus Prime was Zombie, he'd be Optimus RABBLERABBLERABBLE!!!

Spoiler: I rest my case!

 

[Private Custard]

If Optimus Prime was a Roman general, he'd simply be Optimus

 

[Salad Is Murder]

If Soundwave put in a Cars cassette, he'd be Newwave.
If Shockwave worked the bull market, he'd be Stockwave.
If Wheelie was real, he'd be murdered in the alley because holy crap is Wheelie not the most annoying transformer to have ever lived? He makes Perceptor look like P.Diddy.

 

[loc978]

Spoiler: If Optimus Prime were a religious figure, he'd be...

Optimus Christ!

Also,

Optimus inferior, Soundwave superior.

Soundwave was the only useful, relatively intelligent Decepticon... Mirage is his equivalent in the Autobots. Every other transformer is a blithering idiot. Including Optimus.

So yeah... you're right.

 

[funguy2121]

Ice cream flavor...prailines and dick.

 

[funguy2121]

If Optimus Prime were Japanese, he'd be Convoy.

/is hit with a brick.

Thought that if Optimus prime was japanese he'd be

Spoiler

Gundam

Or, y'know, Optimus Prime.

 

[Catie Caraco]

If Optimus Prime was a dildo, he'd be Optimus Grind

AUTOCOCKS! PULL OUT!

Ok, I officially lost it at this one. No so much the name, but the second bit there. Loling even as we speak.

 

[Issurru]

If Optimus Prime played computer games it would be Optimus Trine!

 

[asdfbojqewrv]

If Optimus Prime was an explosive device, he'd be Optimus Mine.
If Optimus Prime was a really bad poet, he'd be Optimus the poet.
If he were a comedian, he'd be Optimus One-line.
If he was an motivational speaker, he'd be Optimisic Prime.
If Optimus Prime Smelled, he'd be Optimusk Prime.
If Optimus prime were in Tool, he'd be Star Scream.

Ok, I'm done.

 

[Sparrow]

If Optimus Prime was a substance produced by a living organism that acts as a catalyst to bring about a specific biochemical reaction, he'd be Optimus Enzyme.

[sup]You guys used up all the good words.[/sup]

 

[RaNDM G]

Edit: Ninja'd.

If Optimus Prime were a beer, he'd be Hoptimus Prime.

 

[SimpleChimp]

If Optimus prime was a gun, he'd be Optimus M-9

If Optimus prime was a lady, he'd be Optimus Fine

If Optimus prime got dirty, he'd be Optimus begrime

If Optimus Prime was in the military, he'd be "OPTIMUS! HOLD THAT LINE!"

If Optimus Prime was a god, he'd be Optimus Devine

 

[SimpleChimp]

If Optimus Prime lived in Newcastle, England, he'd be Optimus-upon-Tyne.

If Optimus Prime was capable of producing his own source code, he'd be an Optimus Quine.

If Optimus Prime was a Final Fantasy 7 Enemy Skill, he'd be Optimus Trine.

If Optimus Prime was a Cowboy Bebop character, he'd be Optimus Ein.


... Or, for a variation on the theme:

If Optimus Prime joined the police force, he'd be Coptimus Prime.

If Optimus Prime spun around really quickly on one toe, he'd be Toptimus Prime.

If Optimus Prime completely failed at the box-office, he'd be Floptimus Prime.

If Optimus Prime developed an obsession for retail therapy, he'd be Shoptimus Prime.

If Optimus Prime had a set of traffic-lights, he'd be Stoptimus Prime.

If Optimus Prime wasn't good enough to be allowed to stay with the Autobots, he'd be Droptimus Prime.

If Optimus Prime was a brony, he'd be Cloptimus Prime.

If Optimus Prime had each of his limbs tied to a particular keyboard button press and was forced to run, he'd be QWOPtimus Prime.

If Optimus Prime was a fan of experimental Jazz, he'd be Beboptimus Prime.

If Optimus Prime served as a dramatic accessory, he'd be Proptimus Prime.

If Optimus Prime was used to absorb kitchen or bathroom spillages, he'd be Moptimus Prime.

If Optimus Prime was a British Northerner, he'd be Ey-Optimus Prime.
While if he was from the midlands, he'd probably be Shroptimus Prime.

I do believe that the second part was funnier than all of the posts pertaining to the original rule set.

 

[souper soup guy]

If Optimus prime was a horse, he'd be optimus equine.
If optimus prime was a brilliant physicist he would be optimus Einstein.
If optimus prime was a sexy robot, he'd be optimus so-fine.
I'll be here all week.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If Optimus Prime was a skeleton, he'd be Optimus Spine.