If Optimus Prime was a _______, he'd be Optimus _______
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If Optimus was a pessimist he'd be Optumus Why.
If Optimus was complainer he'd be Optimus Whine.
And now my creativity is taking a nap
If Optimus was complainer he'd be Optimus Whine.
And now my creativity is taking a nap
If Optimus Prime were a tick-borne disease, he'd be Optimus Lyme.
Pulling out all the stops for originality (homophones be damned!).
Pulling out all the stops for originality (homophones be damned!).
If Optimus Prime was a human,it would be Bob.
Beat that,everybody!
Ok,how about this.
If Optimus Prime was a brain,it would be Optimus Mind.
Beat that,everybody!
^SHIT! NINJA'D!jFr[e said:
Ok,how about this.
If Optimus Prime was a brain,it would be Optimus Mind.
If Optimus Prime was a babysitter, he'd be Optimus It'sPastYourBedtime.
If Optimus Prime was a criminal, he'd be Optimus Crime
If Optimus Prime was dirty, he'd be Optimus Grime
If Optimus Prime was a fruit, he'd be Optimus Lime
If Optimus Prime was annoying, he'd be Optimus Mime.
If Optimus Prime was a musician, he'd be Optimus Ragtime
If Optimus Prime was a hippy, he'd be Optimus Peacetime
If Optimus Prime was a football player, he'd be Optimus Half-time
If Optimus Prime was a cafeteria lady, he'd be Optimus Lunchtime
If Optimus Prime was a four year old, he'd be Optimus Playtime
If Optimus Prime was a shitty movie, he'd be Optimus Lifetime
If Optimus Prime was British, he'd be Optimus Teatime
If Optimus Prime was Paul McCartney, he'd be Optimus (past his) Prime.
I'm especially proud of the last one.
If Optimus Prime was a criminal, he'd be Optimus Crime
If Optimus Prime was dirty, he'd be Optimus Grime
If Optimus Prime was a fruit, he'd be Optimus Lime
If Optimus Prime was annoying, he'd be Optimus Mime.
If Optimus Prime was a musician, he'd be Optimus Ragtime
If Optimus Prime was a hippy, he'd be Optimus Peacetime
If Optimus Prime was a football player, he'd be Optimus Half-time
If Optimus Prime was a cafeteria lady, he'd be Optimus Lunchtime
If Optimus Prime was a four year old, he'd be Optimus Playtime
If Optimus Prime was a shitty movie, he'd be Optimus Lifetime
If Optimus Prime was British, he'd be Optimus Teatime
If Optimus Prime was Paul McCartney, he'd be Optimus (past his) Prime.
I'm especially proud of the last one.
If Optimus Prime lived in Newcastle, England, he'd be Optimus-upon-Tyne.
If Optimus Prime was capable of producing his own source code, he'd be an Optimus Quine.
If Optimus Prime was a Final Fantasy 7 Enemy Skill, he'd be Optimus Trine.
If Optimus Prime was a Cowboy Bebop character, he'd be Optimus Ein.
... Or, for a variation on the theme:
If Optimus Prime joined the police force, he'd be Coptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime spun around really quickly on one toe, he'd be Toptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime completely failed at the box-office, he'd be Floptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime developed an obsession for retail therapy, he'd be Shoptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime had a set of traffic-lights, he'd be Stoptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime wasn't good enough to be allowed to stay with the Autobots, he'd be Droptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime was a brony, he'd be Cloptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime had each of his limbs tied to a particular keyboard button press and was forced to run, he'd be QWOPtimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime was a fan of experimental Jazz, he'd be Beboptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime served as a dramatic accessory, he'd be Proptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime was used to absorb kitchen or bathroom spillages, he'd be Moptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime was a British Northerner, he'd be Ey-Optimus Prime.
While if he was from the midlands, he'd probably be Shroptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime was capable of producing his own source code, he'd be an Optimus Quine.
If Optimus Prime was a Final Fantasy 7 Enemy Skill, he'd be Optimus Trine.
If Optimus Prime was a Cowboy Bebop character, he'd be Optimus Ein.
... Or, for a variation on the theme:
If Optimus Prime joined the police force, he'd be Coptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime spun around really quickly on one toe, he'd be Toptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime completely failed at the box-office, he'd be Floptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime developed an obsession for retail therapy, he'd be Shoptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime had a set of traffic-lights, he'd be Stoptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime wasn't good enough to be allowed to stay with the Autobots, he'd be Droptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime was a brony, he'd be Cloptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime had each of his limbs tied to a particular keyboard button press and was forced to run, he'd be QWOPtimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime was a fan of experimental Jazz, he'd be Beboptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime served as a dramatic accessory, he'd be Proptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime was used to absorb kitchen or bathroom spillages, he'd be Moptimus Prime.
If Optimus Prime was a British Northerner, he'd be Ey-Optimus Prime.
While if he was from the midlands, he'd probably be Shroptimus Prime.
Oho! I like it.Zaul2010 said:
This. Also this:CplDustov said:
And now, this is what went through my head:JustJuust said:
If Optimus Prime had only two factors, he'd be Optimus...oh wait
XD
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