if pokemon were real, which one would you have?

[Pm0n3y]

and...because its a GOD!!!!!!!!!1!

 

[LitigationJackson]

mudkipz

 

[Squedee]

edit: original thing was ninja'd
plus id like to have a tauros

 

[Pm0n3y]

Arceus, since it can bend reality to my whim.

and...because it's GOD!!!!!!!

 

[SilverClaw]

i would have to choose piplup because PENGUINS RULE
and also because hes small enough to punt if he got annoying

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Sandslash or Dewgong...theres alot to choose from now. i only remeber the first 151.

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

bulbasaur because he is a badass.

 

[Jagers1994]

Id probably get pikachu to supply my power. No more bills.

 

[Roamin11]

Shroomish, and a pigy, So shroomish can put me to sleep and Pigy, well he can.... do what Pigy's do.

 

[dashiz94]

Motherfucking Lugia! That Pokemon was my favorite when I saw it in the movie and still is. It can fly, looks badass, and can make water tornadoes! WATER TORNADOES! But not a talking one, that would just be awkward unless it had the voice of Morgan Freeman.

 

[dashiz94]

You deserve a high five!

 

[HentMas]

Pikachu... just because it is an electical RAT

all the others seem soo imaginary compared to an electrical RAT

hahahhaa

 

[dashiz94]

You know what asshole, don't go onto a forum just to insult people because it eventually makes you look like an ignorant fuck.

 

[Aqualung]

Charmander and let him evolve. Then when he's a Charizard I'll be able to ride him to school.

 

[Cortheya]

You will do my bidding...Alakazam...

 

[Generator]

Snorlax. Because Snorlax effin' owns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na0mYSFPoCU

Holy crap! That was hilarious!

 

[TheBluesader]

Snorlax. Because Snorlax effin' owns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na0mYSFPoCU

Holy crap! That was hilarious!

Yes. Yes it is. And because it has nothing to do with Pokemon but is the most Xtreme short film in history, here's the original TV commercial for Atari's Pole Position:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om84Zc4-KcQ

 

[Gigawolf1]

Fearow.

 

[XSin]

Haunter all the way

 

[Dr. Love]

CuBone at least he's proud of his bone
swings that thing around like their's no tomorrow