If the above avatar attacked you, what would you do?

[Xpwn3ntial]

Ask where he gets what he smokes.

 

[Queen Michael]

Be delighted; not only do anime girls exist, they also take some sort of interest in me!

 

[Omega V]

Launch a volley of Javelin missiles

 

[hyperhammy]

If "noob"
then
in !

 

[Omega V]

Step on him without even realizing it

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Stab it.

 

[crewman_number_6]

Get the Mace that is in my drawer. (the metal kind, not the wimpy spray)

 

[Sacman]

Destroy the moon!!!

 

[hyperhammy]

Throw nuts at his dog

 

[Sacman]

Destroy the sun!!!

 

[hyperhammy]

why do you hate all our planets?

 

[hyperhammy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

 

[Omega V]

fry him to perfection with my lasers

 

[hyperhammy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

 

[Colour Scientist]

Give him a good, swift kick to the nads.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Force them to dance my dance.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Delete him after getting my hat back.