If the Escapist was a city, what would YOUR job be?

[NoOne852]

I'd run a skydiving company. Because what is a city that doesn't have place to push people out of planes safely fall a few thousand feet? That's how the cool people are getting to work these days. >_>

 

[Trooper924]

Count me as a member of the city's homeless population.

 

[maninahat]

It's interesting seeing how many people pick the homeless/hobo option. Someone should do a census of all the answers on here, just to tally up how many mad scientists, shop owners and tramps Escapist city has.

 

[Nerexor]

Given my need to jump in on any thread involving book recommendations... Bookstore worker/owner? Or librarian.

 

[Potato Dragon]

I'm an avid lurker so I guess I would be in the surveillance industry watching over your every move. Here's a picture.

Spoiler:

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[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

I'd be a homeless guy who sits around and stares at people as they pass.

I would also occasionally jump out from a dark corner and wave my dick random pedestrians.

 

[Kae]

Probably homeless and hated...<.<

But I don't hate you, you're that friendly guy from the forum games that really likes Dinosaur Jr.
Why would someone hate you?

Basically the Tattoo Artist,
since here on the website I make people their Avatars.

The friendliest, least threatening tattoo artist I've ever seen.


And I think I've figured out what I could be, since I have this link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/features/issue/1] to the old escapist issues including PDFs, which for some reason can't seem to be accessed from anywhere in the site, I'll just pretend that somehow makes me the curator of the museum, just because I have that link.
[sub][sub]I'll also be a baker, see now I'm not useless![/sub][/sub]

 

[Zanderinfal]

Mercenary for hire, except without any weapons or training besides a pocket knife and boys scouts. More often then not I am the one who manages to fall arse first into success Mr Bean style.

 

[Montezuma's Lawyer]

I would carry the greatest employment burden of us all.

Gyro Vendor.

 

[Andalusa]

Probably the same job I have now: working the deli counter in a supermarket dreaming of better things and moving on but the people upstairs making it practically impossible for me to leave..

That, or poking Max with a stick. That is also fun.

 

[Mike Kayatta]

Weirdly, the news team had this exact discussion a while ago. The job I was given back then actually became my forum title.

 

[woodaba]

Me and all the other Let's Players would band together and make an MS3TK show, which will be awesome, but will get frequently delayed and suffer schedule slip to the point where no one can be bothered to watch it anymore.

 

[snappydog]

I would be the guy who moved on the suggestion of his mate, but is now largely unemployed except for temp jobs that I just sort of walk into, the boss never even knows I'm there.

 

[Fappy]

[HEADING=3]I CLAIM HEAD OF THE ARMED FORCES[/HEADING]

[sub]you're all screwed[/sub]

This looks like a job for the Brovengers. :O

*dials Fappy*


DUNADUNADUNADUNA.

What's that!?

IT'S THE FAP CAT SIGNAL!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

[HEADING=3]I CLAIM HEAD OF THE ARMED FORCES[/HEADING]

[sub]you're all screwed[/sub]

This looks like a job for the Brovengers. :O

*dials Fappy*


DUNADUNADUNADUNA.

The hell you dialling Fappy for?

What is this nonsense?!

 

[kickassfrog]

Ideally, designing the buildings and adding to the infrastructure.
Or designing military hardware that can be piloted remotely, which since most people here are gamers gives us good odds to dominate the world.

Realistically, some peon, somewhere.

 

[Andy Shandy]

I kinda feel like I'd be a plumber. Under-appreciated and always dealing with other people's shit. *ba-tum-tish*

I have absolutely no idea, if someone could tell me what I could be then fantastic. Otherwise, it seems I would be unemployed in this place.

Obviously you'd be an air-conditioner repairman who always tells the truth. Like some kind of...True Repairman.

You! I like you! I will be the True Repairman, to repair Man!

Who wants to be my Abed?!

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

I'll be the Brovenger who always wants to bust out the mechs and reduce anyone who looks at us funny to small clouds of red mist, before our great leader Daystar tells me to lay off the sugar or he'll smash my face in with a ferret. Why would I want to bust out the mechs for something that trivial? Mechs are awesome.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'll be the Brovenger who always wants to bust out the mechs and reduce anyone who looks at us funny to small clouds of red mist, before our great leader Daystar tells me to lay off the sugar or he'll smash my face in with a ferret. Why would I want to bust out the mechs for something that trivial? Mechs are awesome.

Mechs can solve all of life's problems.

Hard to remove jam jar lid? Mechs!

House requires industrial strength cleansing? Mechs!

Need to kill mechs? Mechs!