If the Escapist was a city, what would YOUR job be?

[FrozenCones]

Blacksmith.

 

[MrMixelPixel]

I'd like start off as a janitor or a maid. When I get cooler/more popular in the community I'll shoot for a cooler job. Like librarian.

 

[thesilentman]

All I seem to be is a giant murdering set of armor that murders using shadows, yeah I'll be a good influence [/sarcasm]

I would be the normal guy as everyone is taking the fun jobs.

Never mind, Shhhh, I'm an assassin!

 

[corvuscorrax]

Homeless guy who gets harassed by teenages and cops but is secretly better than all the brainy smarties.

One day you will beg me for forgiveness... and I will consider it.

 

[Zio_IV]

I'd be the retired captain of the old "34th Special Mech Division" that now works as a handicapped mechanic. I'd fix up all the beat-up mecha that the young bucks bring to me, all the while imparting sage knowledge of how their brash natures will eventually get the best of them. Eventually, I'd get attached to a promising young upstart and come out of retirement to show the kid how it's really done, only to die horribly moments later, teaching him a lesson about the meaning of friendship, or some such. *Cue the sad music*

 

[Goofguy]

I'd be the owner and bartender of a local pub. Pretty relaxed place where everyone knows each other and the drinks are inexpensive. No Brovengers allowed, though.

 

[weatherfn]

I'd probably be some old bureaucrat within the government that does his job well but was never outspoken or political enough to make it into the elite and thus has reserved himself to silently witnessing the goings-on of the Citizenry and secretly writing a book about his observations that will become a scandalous best-seller after he dies in an Injustice League-related attack on City Hall.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'd be the owner and bartender of a local pub. Pretty relaxed place where everyone knows each other and the drinks are inexpensive. No Brovengers allowed, though.

You can't keep us out.

You have to go to sleep sometime, then BAM! Brovengers be consuminz your liquorz.

 

[saintdane05]

I'd be that creepy guy who molests teenage girls on the subway. Then continue my job as a priest.

 

[Goofguy]

I'd be the owner and bartender of a local pub. Pretty relaxed place where everyone knows each other and the drinks are inexpensive. No Brovengers allowed, though.

You can't keep us out.

You have to go to sleep sometime, then BAM! Brovengers be consuminz your liquorz.

I would lock the door on the pub, you know. And I'll have guard ferrets. Good for climbing up your pant legs and just generally irritating you.

 

[zenoaugustus]

Fuck you guys. I keep to myself. I don't needa tell you shit.

Edit: Probably a friendly doctor, who just wants to help.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

Priest.

Yarn and gems not provided

 

[Filiecs]

I'd probaly be a philisophical book writer known for his silly book covers.

Edit: I'd also probably be running a buisness under a psuedonym that secretely supplies many residents of the city with hardcore underground pornography.

 

[rayman56]

I'd own the local comic and video game store, selling my wares with a nice friendly smile and having epic conversations with my customers, who can apply for a job as long as they have a basic understanding of comics and video games.

 

[Spector29]

Internet History 101 teacher, of course.

Moonlighting as a comedy writer.

 

[Proeliator]

A guy that comes once a week, window shops, watches a few movies in the theater, buys a newspaper, maybe makes some small talk, then returns home. No one knows why he's here. And no one cares.

 

[FalloutJack]

Clearly, it is my job to be Dara O'Briain. (A comedian.)

 

[Call Me Jose]

I guess a good transition for me would be city architect.

 

[neoontime]

Janitorial, I frequent but I don't post that often, just here and there with little to contribute.

 

[prophecy2514]

Male Escort. In escaptopia, anything goes