If the Escapist was a city, what would YOUR job be?

[Gergar12_v1legacy]

I be in charge of the local PMC. However I will soon lose my power to a guy who is evil, and uses the PMC to create a master scheme.

 

[triggrhappy94]

Probably middle-management at Escapist International. I've been around a while, but still haven't made a name for myself.

Also, part time petty super villian. The kind that's completely ineffective and everyone ignores.

 

[jeremiah.appleman]

Shopkeeper, paying off my debts to a mafia-like fairy

 

[Vausch]

Cartoonist or a comic book writer.

 

[Ix Rebound]

Id be the G-Man of the city, occasionally you might catch a glimpse of me in hard to reach places, silently watching then walking off. And when you do get to said place. ill be gone, like i was never there.
I might help you in difficult times, sometimes ill just fuck you over
Everybody has seen me, yet nobody speaks of me.

 

[Creator002]

I'd be dole-bludging, forever sitting around doing nothing of note, leeching off the hard working people.

I'd still vote in polls though and amass badges...MUAHAHAHAHA!

Yep. This is me right here. Professional dole-bludgers as me and my friends are known.

Or a hobo. I like being a virtual hobo.

 

[IndomitableSam]

Librarian... Of some sorts of thing Escapist-related... Also reference librarian for advice. Archive all news articles, features, etc? As long as there are lots of windows that open in my library, I am a happy girl.

 

[BoredAussieGamer]

I'd probably just be a lowly teacher who secretly cooks meth.

 

[SkullKing84]

I'd be working in the city morgue. Someone gotta help clean up after all you assassins and murderers.

 

[elilupe]

I would probably be the hobo who has lived in this city for a while, and randomly spouts my opinions at whoever will listen.

 

[DiZtAnT]

In this Escapist City, I would make a fitting member of a crowd.

 

[Something Witty]

Probably run the nuclear power station.

Or the train depot.

 

[bluerocker]

Diplomat to various warring factions. At least, I'd like to think that I am.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

Fictional Writer and also a Private Investigator, because I'm a very curious person, and I tend to notice things with my senses that most people tend to miss.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Hairdresser/Barber/Discount surgeon

really, if it involves cutting something vaguely human, I'll do it.

 

[loc978]

Probably a subcontracted combat/marksmanship trainer for the police force.

Or just a deputy. Don't shoot me.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'm the guy who is/was best known for hanging out in and around the Comic shop/book stores. Im not seen much around town any more but a decent number of people are members of the church that I founded in town but dont preside over as its pastor, no one seems to notice or care though they're just glad (or so I at least I like to think) that the church is there at all.

 

[NightHawk21]

Oh I wanna lead the R&D department for the Injustice league

Consider this my formal application.

 

[Jarsh82]

I would be an immigrant looking for work.

 

[Adventurer2626]

Well I guess I'd be pretty much who I am irl: just a random bum of a dude that coasts by in life but is at peace with himself because of "that one time" that an Escapist staff member addressed me directly, with a photo of the moment framed on my wall. So a starving author/artist/philosopher that works checkout at the EscapistMart?

Less depressing answer: a deranged lunatic that spends all digging a trench around the city, gibbering about "protecting the city from the imp invasion."