If the internet was a real place

[GodsOneMistake]

Dirty, dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty place, it would be like Japan oh snap ya i just went there

 

[quiet_samurai]

then it wouild be a land full of attractive, yet mean spirited and egotistical douchebags that are the best at everything and all knowing.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Spoiler: something like this

/thread.
MySpace wouldn't be that big though.

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

If the internet was a real place I'd find the city of 4Chan and drop a nuke on it.

They'd survive. They are so closely related to cockroaches.

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

Spoiler: something like this

/thread.
MySpace wouldn't be that big though.

Lets be honest Myspace is deader than Emilee's fashion sense. (Oh no I didn't)

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

Spoiler: something like this

Where is the porn?

 

[FeralPhantom]

If the internet was a real place I'd find the city of 4Chan and drop a nuke on it.

They'd survive. They are so closely related to cockroaches.

We can always follow up with a shit load of napalm.

 

[Riding on Thermals]

If the internet was a real place I'd find the city of 4Chan and drop a nuke on it.

They'd survive. They are so closely related to cockroaches.

We can't nuke them, we obviously can't kill them. Besides, I would honestly miss the memes and a place to troll n00bs to get my fix. The solution: a giant cage. It would be a national attraction and I'd set up a slingshot stand next to the bars...

 

[queensbomb]

People would harass you constantly, idiots would promote shitty project everywhere you went, you would be barraged with whatever from pop-ups took, and free porn sites would become every man's dream.

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

If the internet was a real place I'd find the city of 4Chan and drop a nuke on it.

They'd survive. They are so closely related to cockroaches.

We can't nuke them, we obviously can't kill them. Besides, I would honestly miss the memes and a place to troll n00bs to get my fix. The solution: a giant cage. It would be a national attraction and I'd set up a slingshot stand next to the bars...

Replace the slingshot with a flamethrower and I'm happy.

 

[Riding on Thermals]

Spoiler: something like this

Where is the porn?

It's aerosolized. If that map is really to scale, porn is our atmosphere

 

[Sir Ollie]

Hopefully something like [URL="http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=156218" (title,target)]This[/URL].

Edit - ahhhh I spent ages finding this video still I would chose the Futurama one over anything.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Spoiler: something like this

/thread.
MySpace wouldn't be that big though.

Lets be honest Myspace is deader than Emilee's fashion sense. (Oh no I didn't)

Ohh, you *****. You're going dowwwwn!
I wouldn't sleep tonight if I were you *knife at the ready*

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

How many people live there?
A lot. But no women.

What's it like for crime?
It's a hell hole of depraved sexual crimes.

What does it look like?
It's an island in the shape of paedobear.

What's the housing like?
Burned to the ground, for the lulz.

What's the capital city?
Millhouse

And more importantly... Where do we Escapists fit in?
Along with all the other sane people, hiding from the legions of /b/

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

Spoiler: something like this

/thread.
MySpace wouldn't be that big though.

Lets be honest Myspace is deader than Emilee's fashion sense. (Oh no I didn't)

Ohh, you *****. You're going dowwwwn!
I wouldn't sleep tonight if I were you *knife at the ready*

Bring it on, I'll take you.(Im going to bed now, sweet dreams)

 

[EeveeElectro]

Bring it on, I'll take you.(Im going to bed now, sweet dreams)

Yeah... 'sweet' I'm in your nightmares
I'm going to bed too now.
Not not with Tehpwnsauce, obvs. Don't want people thinking I'm a slapper now XD

 

[Ignignoct]

Let's say that the internet was a country somewhere. Maybe like an island out in the ocean. What would it be like?

How many people live there?
What's it like for crime?
What does it look like?
What's the housing like?
What's the capital city?
And more importantly... Where do we Escapists fit in?

These are just little questions I was thinking of, they're not the only things that are up for discussion here.

There is but one rule:
You can't copy the internet from Futurama. I saw those episodes too.


Commence!

I love Dave Chappelle!

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

If the internet was a real place I'd find the city of 4Chan and drop a nuke on it.

This.

And I would live in the bohemian part of town (deviantART)