If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Headsprouter]

What can you tell me about sex face to face?

They make toilet bowls dirty.

 

[EeveeElectro]

What do cats with mucky paws do?

They make awful back scratchers

 

[Dr.Susse]

Name a bad use for mashed potato in a sock.

We lost the front yard.

 

[InfinityCubed]

How did the game of risk go?

NOPE.avi

 

[Teoes]

Does my bum look big in this?

Damn that's tasty.

 

[Neuromancer]

Did you eat those cakes with the sticky white liquid on them?

BEAR WITNESS TO MY ASCENSION!

 

[username sucks]

So, why did you bring me out to this stone structure in the jungle?

A red splatter across the tracks of humanity.

 

[Teoes]

Father what will I be, in the end?

Damn fine coffee.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What did you do with James ashes?

Right thought but wrong action.

 

[InfinityCubed]

Should you stab a guy to keep him from shooting himself?

asdfmovie seven.

 

[username sucks]

How can gibberish and coherent speaking be combined?

With the greatest of ease.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ever pushed over a grandmother?

She has seven steps left.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

When is she going to step on a landmine?

SILENCE FOOL!

 

[Neuromancer]

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

If we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes? deffs, but we shall not die, NO! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sargent stroke! Can you inspire the men to do battle?


We drank them under the table then did stuff to their faces.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

What do frat boys do on a night out with their friends?

It wasn't my fault officer, the money was resting in my account

 

[Neuromancer]

A large amount of fake currency was found in one of your accounts, anything to say to defend yourself?

The answer will question still.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What will happen if you answer a paradox with a paradox?

You get to go home.

 

[username sucks]

I jus' won th' drinkin contest, whadda I win *vomits*

My brain-addled mind can't handle it.

 

[Teoes]

Whilst I do think you shouldn't be eating brains, why did you stop now when you're so close to the world record.

I lost my taste for it.