If this is the answer, what is the question?

[username sucks]

Don't kill yourself! What could be wrong with life anyways?

I never do.

 

[Teoes]

What's that funky smell? Have you washed recently?

It's cottage cheese.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What is in this orange juice?

Look deep into yourself. You know this.

 

[username sucks]

Do you think I should see a doctor for this gaping hole in my torso?

That thing's broke as hell.

 

[Neuromancer]

What's your opinion on Greece's economy?

No blow will go unanswered!

 

[Euryalus]

What's the most unexpected thing Dora the Explorer's ever said?

Refrigerator clean out notice!

 

[Dr.Susse]

What is worse than an eviction notice?

It just blew up.

 

[Neuromancer]

What happened to the nuclear reactor in the middle of the city?

Your voice is ambrosia.

 

[username sucks]

So did you hear about the... Why are you staring at me like that?

We must save science!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ok guys; we have to cut a few classes from the curriculum to make space for the advertising that is now sponsoring the school. So I propose we cut Science, Music and all History classes. Your thoughts?

Put some oil on it.

 

[Euryalus]

What is your solution to all the wildfire problems we've been having?

That sounds like a horrible idea.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ok new show idea we get ten strangers and we put them in a house that is filled with bees.

We'd need more ice cream that's for sure.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

What do we do with all these sprinkles?

I think it could use more caterpillars.

 

[Neuromancer]

What do you think about this witch potion I'm brewing?

COWARDS DIE IN SHAME.

 

[Teoes]

Mommy, I'm scared - do I have to go to school today?

I got my arm in there up to the elbow.

 

[Headsprouter]

Why did I feel my pelvis snap?

True suffering is not known.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm suffering from the tragedy of an impossible choice. Should I have toast or cereal for breakfast?

Fire the lasers of friendship!

 

[Teoes]

Sir, what shall we do about Switzerland?

I do not understand but will get angry and defensive about the perceived slight regardless!

 

[username sucks]

Is it problematic that I just took a step 0.005mm farther than my usual?

No, screw you!

 

[Teoes]

Can I screw you?

As requested, you shall not see another dawn.