If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Teoes]

If I stitch its mouth shut, will that stop it crying for help?

Every night, at least twice.

 

[username sucks]

How often do you get drunk?

No, use the middle thing.

 

[Teoes]

Which leg do you want me to push in - the left or the right?

I see what you did there.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What did the witness say at the trial?

Octopus... SURPRISE!!

 

[Teoes]

What's in the birthday box - is it the bike helmet I was asking for?

I didn't think anyone would survive that.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Can a man live after being dropped 40,000 ft without a parachute? Would you believe if I said one did?

Slooooooow mooootion.

 

[Teoes]

What were you doing that you lost that race so badly?

Damn thick molasses.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What is the worst part of F1 racing?

Cheese expires!?!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ok I have this birthday hat, cake and streamers........Guess what today means?

Canadian thanksgiving.

 

[EeveeElectro]

What's the nicest and most polite get together of all time?

Horrible lumps of gravy

 

[username sucks]

What should I bring to the party tomorrow?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Just how kinky are you? (since the above poster didn't give me an answer to work with, giving a question for the last answer given)


Midichlorians.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What is the stupidest part of the prequels?

Yes, I love the raw fish.

 

[Teoes]

I found this packet sitting out the back of the Japanese restaurant last week; you want any of it?

It's far too big for me.

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

What do you think of my new house?


I'm not even going to answer that.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Shall we dance?

Know that I will never leave your side.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

We totally got this, right?

You're gonna need more paint for that.

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

think i can paint my car with my warhammer paints?



only when you paint youself purple.