If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Bidwell, please make sure that you destroy me right now.

I wish I could but I am not into it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hey Morsomk wanna go to a German cheese festival with me?

We lost many good gumboots that day.

 

[Neuromancer]

What can you tell me of the battle of Wounted Gum?

A logical argument must be dismissed with absolute conviction!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sir the voters are starting to ask about what we're doing with all the tax money. What should I tell them?

I can't use a radio anymore.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What happened after Dr. Susse directed an airplane into a mountain?

The Lego melted :/

 

[Dr.Susse]

Why is Red not allowed to use the company microwave anymore?

Sniff the glove.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Where is that smell coming from?

Cheese and ham sammich with bacon.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What did you cook for fathers day?


That running dogs do when they sleep.

 

[EeveeElectro]

What does a person stuck in snow look like?

As big as my head with bells on.

 

[username sucks]

Could you describe the person that kidnapped you?

Five billion, five-hundred and fifty-five million, five-hundred and fifty-five thousand, five-hundred fifty-eight.

 

[Teoes]

Can you manage to say a number containing nothing but fives?

I'll eat a second one if you like.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Why are there only 3 donuts left?

Explosives cannot solve that.

 

[Potentpillow]

(playing LoZ) I timed that bomb throw perfectly, why am I still stuck on this puzzle?

That's the most ridiculous question I've ever been asked.

 

[Teoes]

I'm hungry, can you help me fit this chicken into my ear canal?

I'd prefer to be beaten to death with my own leg.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Dude, let's go blow the shit out of a Moderators house!

That sounds like a dangerous idea.

 

[Teoes]

How about we go fill balloons with kerosene and throw them at smokers?

That's not the best way to treat a cow.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

How about we go and use a taser on cow?

I don't think that is the right way to use a crowbar.

 

[Teoes]

I roasted it in the oven for half an hour with some salt, pepper and lemon - what do you think?

Bloody hell, that stinks.

 

[Teoes]

Hey Tizzy, would you say nothing if you thought I was devilishly handsome and you fancied me rotten?

It's a bit late for that now.