The Night Angel New member Dec 30, 2011 2,417 0 0 Apr 1, 2012 #41 People you don't want to cross swords with??? A Spanish potato.
ZehMadScientist New member Oct 29, 2010 1,806 0 0 Apr 1, 2012 #42 What is the final, secret ingredient to the elixer of immortality? Tigers in space.
Olo_Burrows New member Jun 28, 2009 21 0 0 Apr 1, 2012 #43 What would happen if every elephant in India jumped up and down at the exact same time? 1/5 of an inch longer than normal
What would happen if every elephant in India jumped up and down at the exact same time? 1/5 of an inch longer than normal
The Night Angel New member Dec 30, 2011 2,417 0 0 Apr 1, 2012 #44 What is odd about my left thumb's nail?? Lemonade, nails, and a few happy thoughts
Olo_Burrows New member Jun 28, 2009 21 0 0 Apr 1, 2012 #45 Jesus' shopping list ahead of the last supper 145 dwarves
B Bouncer New member Apr 1, 2012 24 0 0 Apr 1, 2012 #46 A dragon's favorite meal. I don't have one of those.
The Night Angel New member Dec 30, 2011 2,417 0 0 Apr 1, 2012 #47 What did the forgetful skydiver say to his partner? Knives are the only way. EDIT: welcome to the escapist
What did the forgetful skydiver say to his partner? Knives are the only way. EDIT: welcome to the escapist
NerfedFalcon Level i Flare! Mar 23, 2011 7,626 1,477 118 Gender Male Apr 1, 2012 #48 How to murder everyone in Deus Ex without ever getting shot at? I think...I might have shot the sheriff while I was drunk last night.
How to murder everyone in Deus Ex without ever getting shot at? I think...I might have shot the sheriff while I was drunk last night.
The Night Angel New member Dec 30, 2011 2,417 0 0 Apr 2, 2012 #49 What did Bob Marley say before writing his hit song? Hot water and a little salt.
F Francois Hilton New member Apr 1, 2012 6 0 0 Apr 2, 2012 #50 what did you pour in my eyes? three oversized politicians
wintercoat New member Nov 26, 2011 1,691 0 0 Apr 2, 2012 #51 What's for dinner? I think...yeah, the universe is folding... Also, welcome to the Escapist! Don't let anyone bite you...the plague hasn't been sorted out yet >.>
What's for dinner? I think...yeah, the universe is folding... Also, welcome to the Escapist! Don't let anyone bite you...the plague hasn't been sorted out yet >.>
B Bouncer New member Apr 1, 2012 24 0 0 Apr 2, 2012 #52 We just fired up the improbability drive I'm still looking for it
W willofbob New member Aug 22, 2010 878 0 0 Apr 3, 2012 #53 Umbrella Co. Representative: Hey, Where'ja put the new contagion we were working on? Umbrella Corporation, GeneCo, Gentek, the city of Rapture, the city of Columbia, New York, Old York, Commander Shepard.
Umbrella Co. Representative: Hey, Where'ja put the new contagion we were working on? Umbrella Corporation, GeneCo, Gentek, the city of Rapture, the city of Columbia, New York, Old York, Commander Shepard.
NerfedFalcon Level i Flare! Mar 23, 2011 7,626 1,477 118 Gender Male Apr 3, 2012 #54 Do you know where Auschwitz is? Lemon juice is actually surprisingly flammable.
W willofbob New member Aug 22, 2010 878 0 0 Apr 3, 2012 #55 Umbrella co. representative: Hey, where'ja put that new contagion we were working on? A man chooses, a slave obeys.
Umbrella co. representative: Hey, where'ja put that new contagion we were working on? A man chooses, a slave obeys.
wintercoat New member Nov 26, 2011 1,691 0 0 Apr 3, 2012 #56 What would be a good moto for a BDSM dungeon? It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!
Dr.Susse Lv.1 NPC Apr 17, 2009 16,498 2 43 Apr 3, 2012 #57 Who didn't give me a hand just then? Well that's all I could get in there.
The Night Angel New member Dec 30, 2011 2,417 0 0 Apr 3, 2012 #58 Is that the best you could do in the hot dog eating contest? 4 green socks
B Bouncer New member Apr 1, 2012 24 0 0 Apr 3, 2012 #59 What the heck is that dog wearing? I swear it's not mine!
Dr.Susse Lv.1 NPC Apr 17, 2009 16,498 2 43 Apr 3, 2012 #60 Who onws this signed copy of the Twilight saga? It burnt everything.