If this is the answer, what is the question?

[The Night Angel]

What should you never bring to bed with your significant other??

A broken radio.

 

[Viking Incognito]

What is something you never want to have in a stealth bomber?

A baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire.

 

[The Night Angel]

What did she want to bring to bed????

Local heroes.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What should we throw into this wood chipper?

Food. Gloucester food.

 

[MammothBlade]

What you you mean your name is weird, what is it?

Unlimited camera mixed with caramel, you lucky jammy roger.

 

[The Night Angel]

What do you want to give me???


My hair isn't that soft.

 

[The Night Angel]

what effect did the magnet have on the robot???

A mean panda bear

 

[The Night Angel]

Why did you sacrifice your first born son???

Portuguese, if I had to guess.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What happended to that T-virus laced cake?

Maybe a can of juice.

 

[willofbob]

Alright, so that's sugar, napalm, vegetable oil, propane, liquid hydrogen, water, seawater, the blood of a virgin and, no, this can't be right, a three course stake dinner. Did you put anything else stupid in your petrol tank?

The High and Omniscent Council of Slash Fic Wrighting Perverts

 

[Trivun]

What is Erin Stout's secret fetish?

Hidden Xtra Jigsaws...

 

[Evil Smurf]

what is my nightmare?
jelly

 

[willofbob]

Goddamn ants! Some one tell me how to get rid of them?

A scotsman, Winston Churchill, and the entire Australian House of Commons.

 

[Trivun]

How the fuck do magnets work?

Leeds Central.

 

[Dr.Susse]

So if I take a left, then a right and then run around like a madman where am I?

Stop and think.

 

[The Night Angel]

What should I do while running for my life from a lion??

Just not enough teaspoons for my liking.

 

[willofbob]

What the hell is wrong with THIS robot butler? W've been through twenty!

Dr Steel, Dr Insano, the GOC and Dr. Alto Clef

 

[willofbob]

Did... Did I stump everyone?

 

[willofbob]

How can you prefer living with your mother over a smelly, dirty hobo who killed your mother!?

(I would have made a Yo Mama joke, but I feel that they're just tacky)

Gallifrey

 

[The Night Angel]

What were her weirdest fetishes???

Toenails are tasty dammit!!!