If this is the answer, what is the question?

[NerfedFalcon]

What's the best way to cure a stomachache for April Fools?

Europe.

 

[Nouw]

Where is the Old World?

Bwaaaaaah

 

[Goofguy]

What is my battle cry?

Go to hell.

 

[Nouw]

What is the tagline of Dante's Inferno?

Darkness.

EDIT: Haha that was pretty good, well played.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What game started the "And that was the nth time I died" joke from unskippable?

Running around in my banana shoes.

 

[Nouw]

What indoor activity do you find to be the most soothing?

wubwubwubwub

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Are you secretly the love child of Sonny John Moore and Vinyl Scratch?

Dolan.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If I were to become a Nolan North impersonator what should I call myself?

Club some Penguins.

 

[Nouw]

So what am I supposed to do again?

Become a fire.

 

[Dr.Susse]

When a mummy flint and a daddy bit of Kindling get together what do they do?

Freeze your onions people!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What should I shout in the streets in order to get locked up for being insane?

Good evening. Here is the news.

 

[thesilentman]

What does Fox News do?

No, I will not play that MMO. That MMO is a disgrace to all of humankind with all of the arguments that should stay on the Internet.

 

[Neuromancer]

Yo dude let's play this new MMO its got graphics and boobs and hot girlz and everything, you with me brah?

I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive

 

[thesilentman]

Wanna take on the Tomb of the Giants?

I'm interested in absolutely no one. Good day.

 

[The Night Angel]

Which of these fine slaves would you like to purchase???

A medium sized pot belly.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The most spacious fireplace without sacrificing heat is the what?

Black hole sun.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Won't you come and wash the rain away?

Only Johnny Cash can do that.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Have you ever fallen into a burning ring of fire?

The worst cooking show.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

If you mix a cannibal, a culinary genius, a nutrician and an unsuspecting audience, what do you get?

Da voodoo.

 

[thesilentman]

How do I avoid the Shadow of the Colossus situation?

I need citation in order to prove that.