If this is the answer, what is the question?

[NerfedFalcon]

What is your darkest secret?

Montenegro.

 

[Neuromancer]

Are you from Serbia?

Enough! I will no longer listen to the mumbling of ignorant children.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Do you remember what country split off of Serbia some years back?

The USSR.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Why did Russia try to invade Georgia a few years back?

Leopold Stokowski.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What is the name of Otto von Bismark's nephew?

Riding an H-bomb into the ground.

 

[kailus13]

What is the best way to die?

Watermelon flavoured chewing gum.

 

[Teoes]

What do you get if you add watermelon flavouring to chewing gum?
[sub][sub]Best I could come up with[/sub][/sub]


Two bagpipers playing in the street outside your workplace.

 

[MetaKnight670]

What would annoy you the worst?

Diamond dogs, Diamond dogs!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What did the archaeologist freak out about?

Rotten fish.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What do you smell like?

China.

 

[deserteagleeye]

Where could you possibly be that you can't make it to the family reunion?

In about 10 minutes he will.

 

[kailus13]

Has this man noticed we put laxatives in his coffee?

Sleeping for far too long.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

If you were in Persona 4, what would your Shadow berate you about?

Chocolate.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What is the best way to kill everyone?

Jesus loves you more than you will know.

 

[Teoes]

Mummy, why am I not allowed to see or touch my man-bit down there?

Substitute Chemistry Teacher.

 

[Dr.Susse]

We need our top minds to all converge to save the world. What is our last hope's job?

No just leaking.

 

[kailus13]

Is our submarine sinking?

A broken bottle.

 

[MetaKnight670]

What did I step on? My foot is killing me!

One million years ago.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

When were you born?

GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! CORN!

 

[thesilentman]

Where's da fire?

Yes. Drinks please.