If you came with a user manual what would it say?

[jane_says]

If you came with a user manual what would it say?

I think mine would be "user friendly/some assembly required"

 

[Biek]

Mine would have some room for notes in the back nobody uses like in most videogame booklets.


Just putting it out there.

 

[AroLombardi]

"WARNING: Highly Radioactive"

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Mine would simply say:

"WARNING: Screws may become loose."

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Mine would just say:

"Figure it out yourself, dipshit."

 

[Samurai Goomba]

"Call 1-800-SHUTUPNOW when you encounter technical difficulties. A representative may put you on hold, but your call is important to us. Each minute costs $10."

 

[BoxCutter]

"Is going to cost you more than you wanted to spend"

 

[IxionIndustries]

"Just push random buttons."

Or, "WARNING: Product may execute termination processes on owner."

 

[Mjolnir07]

"Warning, keep away from small children and animals"

 

[FluffX]

"If you're reading this, you've given it too much time to get behind you."

 

[KarumaK]

"WARNING: May murder you in your sleep... or now."

"Exists to cause discord."

"We do NOT guarantee work ethic."

"Low fat."

"100% Natural Ingredients."

 

[Clirck]

"Explodes on male touch, female touches are welcome"

 

[DinosaurSnack]

"WARNING: High chance of catastrophic meltdown resulting in the deaths of the person and or persons in the immediate vicinity"

 

[Major_Sam]

Warning: If head explodes, use duct tape to repair.

 

[Solaris803]

"Batteries not included"

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

May be a choking hazard

bada-TISH

 

[Scrythe]

INSTRUCTIONS: To turn on, simply wear skimpy clothing and rub gently.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Disclaimer: If you die of boredem, I take no responsibility.

 

[Plauged1]

Keep out of light, NEVER feed after midnight, and dont give it water. NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!!