If you could ask a video game character 1 question...

[Arcyde]

i would ask sonic

"what the hell happened to you?"

 

[Cid Silverwing]

I'd ask Dante how he copes with all his debt.

 

[LordSnakeEyes]

I'd Ask Link "Why Didn't You Ever Put Fucking Navy In The Damn Bottle!?" (annoying little twat).

 

[v3cks]

Alyx Vance.
"Will you marry me?"

 

[Metalchair]

i would get all the silent protagonists into a room and be all like "SAY SOMETHING MAAAAN" then jughing from their reactions i would either stay to see what-or how- they answer, or run from the room as they all got ready to kill me in their respective ways

 

[Phase_9]

I'd ask Sheperd what his REAl first name is.

 

[Fenra]

"hey duke, you think forever will be out anytime soon?"

 

[Skizle]

any of the GTA characters. "So do you realize that your just a tool? Show some initiative, do something that YOU want to get done."

 

[Citrus]

]I'd ask the G-man to tell me who the fuck he is.

This.

That.

These.

 

[y4g3r]

I would definitely ask Cloud "How do you style your hair? With cement or industrial super-glue?"

Does he ever get bed hair? Or is that his regular hair?

 

[ninjaman 420]

id ask some space scientist in battle front 2 why when u shoot photon torpedos in outerspace they fall down

 

[YuheJi]

]I'd ask the G-man to tell me who the fuck he is.

This. And I'd ask an advisor to tell me everything.

 

[rekabdarb]

"Would you kindly (bioshock reference) tell me why the fuck do you blindly follow orders without questioning why you are doing this, maybe that fucking bandit was doing what bandits do for a reason you mother fucker (grabs a sword and stabs the hero) HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT I DON'T KNOW YOU YET I'M ATTACKING YOU FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON...piece of shit"

 

[666thHeretic]

I'd ask one of the various all-powerful beings to grant me superpowers. I can phrase it as a question.

That failing, I'd ask Harley Quinn why, why, WHY she stays with the Joker. Although I wouldn't be able to ask until Arkham Asylum launches.

 

[ward.]

I'd ask kratos why he didn't just go back in time and not kill athena, then smack zues upside the head.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I'd have to ask Kirby, "Could you teach me in the ways of being a fat ass."