If you could be any real animal...

[Shadowfaze]

Tortoise. they do nothing... for decades... sweet

 

[mrhappyface]

A tiger.

Cats are awesome, and the tiger is the biggest baddest cat of them all, so it has no natural enemies to worry about ('cept for humans)

Maybe some nearly nude night elf chick would ride me...

Or a Tauren Shaman or a gay elf Paladin.

 

[ucciolord1]

A Liger.

 

[Rob5557]

I would be a brain slug. I love brain slugs, they are great. We should all go to the brain slug planet and visit them....

 

[RagnorakTres]

Flashing ninja monkey.

I'd give all of you seizures!

Hey! Ninja monkey is MY thing. Back off. *growls*
lol
OT: Tiger: They have all the perks of being a cat and are HUGE.

That or a wolf. Howlin' with the Pack!

 

[Joe Matsuda]

bald eagle

i could fly around and such

and its illegal to hunt me =D

 

[MortisLegio]

Tyrannosaurus Rex

All Hail the Tyrant Lizard King

 

[MorsePacific]

A golden retriever. Loyal and adorable!

 

[Achievment Relocked]

A dragon. You say it doesn't exist, but then, I'm a dragon, who's gonna stop me from doing what I want? You? I think no- OH FUCK A GREY WARDEN!

 

[Achievment Relocked]

He he, you have migite arms.

 

[House_Vet]

Honey Badger - nothing fucks with a honey badger.

 

[teisjm]

A tiger.

Cats are awesome, and the tiger is the biggest baddest cat of them all, so it has no natural enemies to worry about ('cept for humans)

Maybe some nearly nude night elf chick would ride me...

Or a Tauren Shaman or a gay elf Paladin.

How dare you defile my fantasies like that! shame on you!

May your fantasies forever be defiled by mental images of farting kodos and 2 orcs one mug

 

[ribonuge]

The Sloth

Spoiler

Look at it. LOOK

 

[mrhappyface]

Penguin!

Great until you realize that you can only f*** once an year, and you're freezing your ass off for the rest. And you can't eat for extended periods of time...But at least you look cute!

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Honey Badger - nothing fucks with a honey badger.

Ninja'd

 

[mrhappyface]

The Sloth

Spoiler

Look at it. LOOK

Holy shit! He just stares into your soul with those eyes!

 

[BENZOOKA]

An Ex-Parrot.

 

[Hypocratic Oath]

Can i go back to being human? do i keep my self awareness and intelligence? i'm afraid to pick anything because i don't wanna get eaten...or shot, or run over...

I guess a parrot if i HAVE to choose cause i've spent time around them so i know the drill, i can still speak and i don't have alot of predators.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Dog. Hopefully a small one that would have loving owners. =D

Puppies!

 

[Chancie]

they are real.

And someday, I will find one.

-gasp- You think they're real too!?
Haha, though I'd have to say...a Chocobo might not be a good animal to be. Cool to own, not cool to be.

OT: I'd say a wolf. Second choice would be a regular dog.