If you could be any real animal...

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mrhappyface

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teisjm said:
mrhappyface said:
teisjm said:
A tiger.

Cats are awesome, and the tiger is the biggest baddest cat of them all, so it has no natural enemies to worry about ('cept for humans)

Maybe some nearly nude night elf chick would ride me...
Or a Tauren Shaman or a gay elf Paladin.
How dare you defile my fantasies like that! shame on you!

May your fantasies forever be defiled by mental images of farting kodos and 2 orcs one mug
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Asturiel

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Joe Matsuda said:
bald eagle

i could fly around and such

and its illegal to hunt me =D
I'd still hunt ya, not illegal if you dont get caught.
MortisLegio said:
Tyrannosaurus Rex

All Hail the Tyrant Lizard King
The only non living being I hail is the hypnotoad!
Continuum said:
The Sloth
Look at it. LOOK
That sloth puts being a sloth up there. But I think I would like to be a bear of some sort. Preferably in an area where the kids know not to fuck with me.
 

AngloDoom

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A red deer stag.

I get antlers, which repel enemies and make me look uber.
If I was the healthy stag, nothing would eat me. My food is everywhere, I'm surrounded by a herd of my choosing, most of whom are willing to sleep with me, and I have motherfucking antlers!
 

Eliam_Dar

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Suiseiseki IRL said:
Furburt said:
A house cat.

They do nothing but find the warmest place to sleep. At least my one anyway.
Not to mention you get free love, food, and you get your turds picked up.
it is a nice life, true, but most house cats have to be neuttered... so I choose to be a Wolf.
 

AndyMcNoob

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ICantBelieveItGoesBoom said:
Furburt said:
A house cat.

They do nothing but find the warmest place to sleep. At least my one anyway.
Ninja'd

Seriously it's a great life, sleep, look cute, get treats, possible internet fame. It's AAAALLLLL good.
except for the fact that they often get the chop which dosent seem that apealing to me thb

id be a pidgin simly coz i can take a dump on all the pple i dnt like and get fed for it lol oh ye and i can fly n all that
 

The DSM

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A charmander.

They are real, when I learn how to cross breed a Dragon, a can of petrol and a lit match.

Ill tell you when I make it, you all get one free.
 

The Riff

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The honey badger. It wont kill you at once. First it tears off your testicles, then kills you.

That and the Honey badger's got BALLS! It can take down a cobra like a fucking ninja, and it is hard to strangle according to wikipedia.