If you could break the law 3 times what would you do?

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Death God

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Start a huge gang and pillage and plunder every house we see.
Seriously though, rob a bank twice and then have a huge party and break the "disturbance of the peace law" for 3 days straight.
 

pwnzerstick

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Rob every bank in the world simultaineously, use the money to build a giant sky fortress and to get buy a bunch of nukes off the black market, destroy the world and have only a select few with me in my sky fortress.
 

Chaos42

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First Rob a bank containing enough money to last me for the rest of my life.
Second Kill Dick Chainy, George Bush Jr. and Sarah Palin in an extremely ironic method such as placing them in a ditch in the middle of a ditch in the middle of the desert.
Third Destroy the Tobacco industry
 

flying_whimsy

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1. break gravity and fly
2. break entropy and solve the world's energy crisis
3. break the speed of light and travel into a new plane of existence
 

triggrhappy94

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Anyone taking this too seriously is no fun...

1) Public urination
2)Find a way to countinuessly make money, like establish a gang or mafia (yes in one day)
3)... um Public urination agian?
 

gabe12301

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I can enslave the human race? Just kidding my conscious wouldn't let me do anything evil T_T
 

Free Thinker

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ThePirateMan said:
1: Rob a place that has a lot of money
2: Repeat or killing
3: Repeat or killing

Simple.
You crime ninja! I was gonna rob a bank and kill 2 people! Well, to be a good criminal, you gotta think outside of the box...
1. Scam people out of millions.
2. 2 charges of severe assault. If I can't kill them, I'll cripple them and make the rest of their lives terrible. If you knew these people, you'd do the same thing.
 

Pingieking

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1) Pick one of the most hilarious dangerous-thing-that-we-should-be-afraid-of from The Colbert Report's Threatdown, and kill Glenn Beck with it.

2) Pull a heist on the biggest Las Vegas casino. Basically pull a real life Ocean's Eleven.

3) Travel at any speed. That's right, not only faster than light, but negative speed. Even complex speed. Yes, it doesn't make any sense, but who cares.

I would like to swindle millions of middle class Americans and international banks using crazy financial wizardry to sell off toxic mortgages at insane prices and leave with my huge check and a golden parachute for a speaking tour where I'd get paid a quarter million for each speech about how I'd fix the economy. Sadly, that's not against any law.
 

TheLaofKazi

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Overthrow every television station in existence and would air great movies, shows, videos and would have the news stations actually air news.

I can't think of any other two right now, so whatever.
 

JenSeven

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I think I would break Newton's 3 laws of motion, which seems to be a fun idea and break science completely.

Or maybe just any 3 scientific laws actually.
It would most certainly be fun, and probably very deadly, and not only to myself.