If you could break the law 3 times what would you do?

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Mr. Mortiss

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1) Hack a federal database and make myself guilty of a bunch of federal crimes and get sent to prison.
2) Break out of prison by way of a tunnel dug with an old spoon.
3) Rip out Kanye West's f***ing diamond teeth and use the money to retire.
 

rosemystica

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-Steal some money to buy a ton of real, healthy food with

-Graffiti up a building

-Loiter at the Taco Bell
 

Clay More

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1. Steal 1 euro from every store I see.
2. Take a crap at the parlament building.
3. Leave my stupid country and move to.... some other place than America (sorry guys but that country is really f***ed up too)
 

RatRace123

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1. Steal something really expensive.
2. Kill someone I don't like, or wait is a killing spree considered one crime? 'Cause there are a lot of people I don't like, and it's tough to choose just one.
3. Force myself upon an attractive celebrity (to be named later)
 

Naheal

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1) Hacking. Breaking into government run systems
2) Hacking. Breaking into some corp's systems
3) Hacking. Breaking into and changing public records
 

Withall

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I would transfer from someone else's account to my own about 2 million British Pounds as my first crime, transfer IP rights of 30% of Activision-Blizzard stock to myself without consent, and walk up and slap an Imam with a piece of bacon.
 

Wintermoot

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Aug 20, 2009
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robbing
mooning the governement
become god emperor of my country I like that title it has a nice ring to it
 

SimuLord

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1) Rob a bank. And not some lame pass-a-note small-change theft. I'm taking a hostage and making them open the vault. And remembering to case the joint first, since knowing when the armored car shows up to deliver the cash is important to ensuring a fully-stocked bank vault.

(deposits are made generally with checks---withdrawals tend to be in cash. So a bank has the most cash on hand right after the armored car delivery.)

2) Finding the psychiatrist who "treated" me when I was a teenager and getting my diploma from the Dick Cheney School of Shotgun Marksmanship. Except I wouldn't be using bird shot; I'd bring the deer slugs.

3) Shoot minxamo before he can do harm to the Valvemaster.
 

titanium turtle

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Booze Zombie said:
Rob a bank and buy my family comfort and safety.
Murder someone who's caused countless millions suffering and pain.
Blow up 70% of the BNP membership in a building, including all of their leadership.
1:fair
2:Justin Bieber?
3:eek:nly 70%
 

Mr Companion

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Steal 3 games from the local "Game" (its like gamestop but probarbly worse). I would be guilt free, because what they do is basically daylight robbery anyway.