If you could choose your teacher, who would it be?

[bjj hero]

Richard Dawkins. He just oozes enthusiasm when discussing Evolutionary Biology. He makes his subject seem really accessable when he talks.

 

[failsauce]

I choose Billy maze. Any class he taught using his sales pitch voice would be amazing.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Death.
Death is the greatest teacher, right?

Actually, that would be pretty damn cool. I mean, Death is just the coolest skeleton with a big-ass scythe ever. And he's rather on the smartish side.
Also, eh kills teh everythings and doesnt afraid of nothing.

 

[bjj hero]

Bruce Lee, who wouldn't want to learn martial arts from that guy?

 

[Orhid]

Dio, just to bring him back from the grave.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Definitely Izumi Curtis from Full Metal Alchemist.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Skynet

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Grand Admiral Thrawn, Sociology through Art.

 

[Bobzer77]

Can i have my English teacher from last year? and can i switch her over to Sex Ed.? giggity... and it isn't just me every other boy in the school does to.

Yes we have one of those too, except she teaches English and religion so she does sex ed too.

What is it with English teachers and attractive women?

 

[Hawkseraph]

I want Richard Dean Anderson (Colonel Jack O'Neil from Stargate) or Michael Shanks (aka aniel Jackson)... man, that would be awesome.

Wait. You know who would be REALLY awesome? Cory Doctorow

 

[Dapper Ninja]

I'd like Stanley Kubrick as my Film Studies teacher. That'd be dooooooope.

"Alright, class. Today we'll be analyzing 2001: A Space Odyssey. Don't fuck up."

OT: Patrick Bateman as my music teacher.

 

[the lapalminator]

by far and away id LOVE to have damon stoudamire teach my basketball class

 

[Blemontea]

Can i have my English teacher from last year? and can i switch her over to Sex Ed.? giggity... and it isn't just me every other boy in the school does to.

Yes we have one of those too, except she teaches English and religion so she does sex ed too.

What is it with English teachers and attractive women?

So because she is religious she teaches sex ed? but my theory is that English teachers start out sexy but after they reach a certain age, it depends on what happens because we have one that is... a good teacher but definitely not eye candy and the other is a funny teacher and kinda nice to look at.

 

[AWOL]

Gandalf.

 

[Composer]

The Doctor
Future Self
Morgan Freeman!
hot asian girl =D

 

[Chased]

Peter Griffin. I imagine it would be fairly poor learning experience.

 

[Crystalite]

I would go with the doctor, too.
Probably the most knowledgable fictional charakter ever.

But if it had to be non-fictional, I would like to have Sir Terry Pratchett. He is the one authour I really feel has a true understanding of human nature. I have learned much from his books as it is.

 

[Lord Thodin]

Edgar Allen Poe to teach me english. Dat ***** can write.

 

[Crispee]

Like as most possibly mentioned, Stephen Fry either that or Morgan Freeman... end of.

Stephen Fry as my history teacher please. And David Tennant/10th doctor as my biology teacher.

Both of these combined, those lessons would be awesome.

 

[Skorpyo]

Crackbone!