If you could enchant your "gear" in real life, how would you enchant it?

[ICs2Xist]

Ever thought about enchanting your everyday clothing?

Okay, feel free to get creative (please do, actually), but also have the enchantment pertain to the clothing item (i.e. a hat shouldn't help you run faster, shoes should).

Come up with a creative name, too.

Say, for example, the socks of sliding: 80% resistance to friction (maybe resistance wasn't the right word there).

 

[ultrachicken]

Anti-bug clothing set
Sets all bugs within a 2-meter radius on fire

[sub]I hate mosquitos[/sub]

 

[Flying-Emu]

+5 to Sexterity

 

[ICs2Xist]

Anti-bug clothing set
Sets all bugs within a 2-meter radius on fire

[sub]I hate mosquitos[/sub]

Haha I think a few environmentalists would have a problem with that, but I can agree anyhow. Sure would be nice for camping trips.

+5 to Sexterity

I'm afraid to ask what article of clothing... lol.

 

[Rylot]

+5 Hat of Immolation, it's a hat on fire that adds plus five to awesomeness.

 

[teqrevisited]

Comfortable Coat of Carrying.
Binds when used.
Chest. Leather.
Equip: +200% Inventory space.
Equip: Improves Cool rating by 50.
Use: Summons House Keys / Car keys / Wallet.

 

[Emperor Platypus]

Ushanka of +5 grizly handsome looks.
Chest hair of +10 female atraction.

Ask any lumberjack chest hair is very much a piece of clothing..... If you're a man.

 

[Glamorgan]

Why would I need to?

My tweed jacket already gives me +10 awesome!

 

[ICs2Xist]

Comfortable Coat of Carrying.
Binds when used.
Chest. Leather.
Equip: +200% Inventory space.
Equip: Improves Cool rating by 50.
Use: Summons House Keys / Car keys / Wallet.

I neeeed that use effect; genius!! (I actually can't find my wallet right now).

 

[ExileNZ]

Anti-bug clothing set
Sets all bugs within a 2-meter radius on fire

[sub]I hate mosquitos[/sub]

Haha I think a few environmentalists would have a problem with that, but I can agree anyhow. Sure would be nice for camping trips.

+5 to Sexterity

I'm afraid to ask what article of clothing... lol.

Boxer shorts, of course!

Anyhoo, I'd just enchant everything for speed, probably, shoes and all the rest.
But some old-school infravision glasses would be cool too.
EDIT: infravision eventually got removed from D&D because it was completely broken.

 

[WirlWind]

Personally, I'd enchant everything with % money gained increase

 

[ICs2Xist]

This would probably just be a trinket or something, but I just realized I'd love a Garlic Clove of Resist Twilight.

 

[Aethren]

100% chameleon.

Keep it simple.

 

[Caligulust]

Anti-bug clothing set
Sets all bugs within a 2-meter radius on fire

[sub]I hate mosquitos[/sub]

Haha I think a few environmentalists would have a problem with that, but I can agree anyhow. Sure would be nice for camping trips.

+5 to Sexterity

I'm afraid to ask what article of clothing... lol.

the joke is on him +5 to sexterity only works when the clothes are ON.

They could probably get away with a necklace, or socks at the most.

Edit: Oh, and if anything, I'd slap Charisma on everything.

 

[Someperson307]

Wallet of Nuclear Immolation: When someone attempts to open my wallet without the key, the wallet will detonate with the force of a mini nuke.

Yahtzee's Hat: Obtained by killing or pickpocketing Yahtzee. Adds "Magnificent Stallion" perk when equipped.

 

[LoadedJester]

Glove of inexhaustible donut

A glove that generates a donut everytime i need one.

and a suit of steampunk

+100 intelligence
you know for making all of those awesome machines and what not

and it looks pretty sweet

 

[Spectre4802]

Hmm.
Enchanting... can it be straight out magical clothing? All my enchants for my clothes would probably be +int and +stam (and probably Feather Fall), but for magical clothing;
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Fingerless Gloves of Physics
Bind on pickup
Hands, Cloth
100 power points - 1 power point regeneration every minute

Equip: Increases dexterity by 10%.
Use: Tap into the glove's powers, lightly affecting an object, either by moving it a short distance, slightly changing it's material property, or something similar. 5 power points.
Use: Tap into the glove's powers, greatly affecting an object, either by "acting upon it" with great force (hurling, throwing, seriously damaging, ect), changing it's material property entirely, or something similar. 30 power points.

 

[manaman]

+5 to Sexterity

But when you use those clothes to get ahead. She tosses you out of bead as fast as you remove your threads.

Oh god the rhymes are killing me, why am I doing this?

You gave no limits to the enchantments! We could all be fully clothed immortal mini gods! Imagine the van art, when the guy with the sword on the horse has suited up!

 

[HT_Black]

Fireproof bathrobe; bulletproof shirt; telescopic light-compensating X-ray vision sunglasses; gloves of mentally adjustable friction and kinetic energy; pants of triple endurance; ball cap of telepathy; shoes of water-walking; and the pinky ring of atomic pimp handing.

They're all pretty much self-explanatory.