If you could enchant your "gear" in real life, how would you enchant it?

[Reliq]

"The speedos of Anticlimax" Drop your trousers and the girl bolts for the door. On second thought they mght already have that power. ;P

 

[mikespoff]

+6 Pants of Influence.

It's hard to have much influence in society when you're not wearing pants.

 

[Sark]

Full resistance to fire, and a hat that does fire damage.

Anyone takes the hat and they catch fire.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I would enchant my trilby with some bonus to awesome. But then I remembered: I don't need bonuses to my awesome.

And now for a less narcissistic response:

xkcd tie of +5 charisma.
xkcd "Compiling" shirt bumps both my programming and swordfighting skills to 18.

 

[Wintermoot]

iPhone/TV remote of never loose everytime I lose one of them I,ll wistle and the it comes running back to me
also:hat of invisibility it makes me invisible

 

[Antitonic]

Shirt Of HammerSpace.

While wearing, the user would have access to a personal pocket of HammerSpace, used by reaching behind the user's back.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Vest of Curiosity
Soulbound
Chest, Cloth
Equip: +100 intelligence
Equip: +100 spirit
Use: Learn everything about the subject you are currently thinking about (people count)
Use: Read the thoughts of the one you are focused on

 

[ICs2Xist]

+6 Pants of Influence.

It's hard to have much influence in society when you're not wearing pants.

I got quite a laugh out of that; well put!

The Contact Lenses of Foresight - let you know when something is going to suck so you don't waste your time with it.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

The hat of the summoner.
I can summon *****!!!

Spoiler: Stuff like this

 

[TiefBlau]

Life Stealing properties. Every time I hit someone, I get a little healthier.

 

[ICs2Xist]

The hat of the summoner.
I can summon *****!!!

Spoiler: Stuff like this

That brings up an interesting point. Seeing as how other than the obvious

I can summon *****!!!

a creature like that wouldn't have much value in everyday life. What would you summon with this in mind? Although I guess that's way too vague and doesn't really have much potential due to pretty much anything coming of it.

 

[Evilsanta]

Personally, I'd enchant everything with % money gained increase

I would do this to. Every piece of clothing i have would have 100% in money gained. I would be rich in no time!

 

[Double A]

Anti-bug clothing set
Sets all bugs within a 2-mile radius on fire

[sub]I hate mosquitos[/sub]

This is why I always hold out for Grand Soul gems before enchanting my clothing.

 

[captaincabbage]

Dressing gown of infinite youth. I'd be permenantly youthful and full of energy as long as I wear my ratty old dressing gown (I love that thing to death XD)

 

[Sebenko]

+6 Pants of Influence.

It's hard to have much influence in society when you're not wearing pants.

Maybe for you...

But naw, I'd have a tie of +5 luck, to go with my current 10 luck. Seems to be my best attribute. Accentuate the positive and all that.

Or maybe underwear of +5 luck...

 

[Polaris19]

Backbapck of holding
Can hold infinite number of items
-100% Weight Reduction

 

[RobCoxxy]

Well, my bag would have to be "Bag of Holding" + 50 WG so I can put a week's foodshopping in it. The amount of burst bags between ASDA and student housing annoys me.

Enchant all my shirts with +10 Strength and +10 Charisma (A little extra would be nice), Jeans with +10 Agility. What about lucky exam pants?

My lucky Boxers +10 Intelligence and +10 Luck? Uni, a breeze.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

Mask of Anti-Ugly- -100 ugly, +70 to sexual attraction.