If you could enchant your "gear" in real life, how would you enchant it?
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Not sure what I just pressed, sorry if this double posts.
I'd want some sort of self-cleaning attribute on pretty much everything I own, such a timesaver. Boxers of invisibility (seriously, I'm the first to say invisibility?) I'd also want a hat of idiot repelling or possibly burning. Of course, if it was lethal work would notice the sudden lack of employees other than me, could be problematic. Guess thats where the boxers come in.
And then get kidnapped by an alien named after a car? In the same vein, you've got to have an enchanted towel of +5 dryness.captaincabbage said:
I'd want some sort of self-cleaning attribute on pretty much everything I own, such a timesaver. Boxers of invisibility (seriously, I'm the first to say invisibility?) I'd also want a hat of idiot repelling or possibly burning. Of course, if it was lethal work would notice the sudden lack of employees other than me, could be problematic. Guess thats where the boxers come in.
God damnit YES!Phishfood said:
Hell, b0x0rz of invisibility ftw. I'd go for Pants of the Goat Commander personally, giving me dominion over all goats.
Another choice would be Bunny Slippers of speed, letting me run at great speeds. It's retarded and fitting the item of clothing! Two in one!
using applied phleblotinum I would make my pants have pockets of infinite capacity, except they would only be able to hold pizza, I will call them the pizzas of holding.
Boots/leggings of speed. I just want to move like greased lgihtning. Even my arms. All of agility/speed if i could.
More realistically, hat of glare protection(sunglasses not included), shoulders of burden bearing(help hold heavy stuff), Tshirt of heat/cold resistance, Gloves of ultra gripping, trousers of flexibility, and socks/shoes of running really fast.
Suit of protection, like steel it will be. Plus 5 tie of luck, and underwear plus 10 charisma. You know what i mean.
More realistically, hat of glare protection(sunglasses not included), shoulders of burden bearing(help hold heavy stuff), Tshirt of heat/cold resistance, Gloves of ultra gripping, trousers of flexibility, and socks/shoes of running really fast.
Suit of protection, like steel it will be. Plus 5 tie of luck, and underwear plus 10 charisma. You know what i mean.
Level 23 BIG ASS CUP
+1 gallon of liquid holding
Level 9 Pants of cleanliness
+ 1 month without getting dirty or smelly
Level 50 Fedora
+50 I.Q. points
+9 atractivness
Level 4 Welding Goggles
Ability to see with different filters IE X-ray heatmap etc.
+1 gallon of liquid holding
Level 9 Pants of cleanliness
+ 1 month without getting dirty or smelly
Level 50 Fedora
+50 I.Q. points
+9 atractivness
Level 4 Welding Goggles
Ability to see with different filters IE X-ray heatmap etc.
Hmmm......
Conspiracy hat.
Type: Hat
Material: Tin foil
Buffs: +5 mindreading protection
Debuffs: +200 damage dealt by microwaves, -20 IQ
When equipped, the wearer is able to see through every conspiracy, but this comes at a loss of general intelligence.
Thrower's Shoes
Type: Shoe
Material: Various
Buff: Shoe useable as weapon, +500 damage dealt to presidents
Debuff: -20 accuracy
When equipped, the wearer is able to cast a level 4 projectile based ThrowShoe attack for 500 damage on an important person.
Conspiracy hat.
Type: Hat
Material: Tin foil
Buffs: +5 mindreading protection
Debuffs: +200 damage dealt by microwaves, -20 IQ
When equipped, the wearer is able to see through every conspiracy, but this comes at a loss of general intelligence.
Thrower's Shoes
Type: Shoe
Material: Various
Buff: Shoe useable as weapon, +500 damage dealt to presidents
Debuff: -20 accuracy
When equipped, the wearer is able to cast a level 4 projectile based ThrowShoe attack for 500 damage on an important person.
Badass longcoat of more dakka: 50% badass increase, allows bullet time and holds 150% more ammo without any of the weight
Glasses of Athena: +50 intelligence, allows Magnificent Bastard perk
Socks of Ryu Hayabusa: +50 badass +50 close combat +1 combat skill slot +50 stealth +50 endurance +50 speed
Wristwatch of Shepard: Doubles as an omni-tool, +50 hack
Bag of Kirby (bag of holding but x10000 better): Infinite bag space
Ring of innocence: Can do any bad act and still be innocent in the eyes of everyone
With these clothing combined I would be unstoppable! MWHAHAHA!!!
Glasses of Athena: +50 intelligence, allows Magnificent Bastard perk
Socks of Ryu Hayabusa: +50 badass +50 close combat +1 combat skill slot +50 stealth +50 endurance +50 speed
Wristwatch of Shepard: Doubles as an omni-tool, +50 hack
Bag of Kirby (bag of holding but x10000 better): Infinite bag space
Ring of innocence: Can do any bad act and still be innocent in the eyes of everyone
With these clothing combined I would be unstoppable! MWHAHAHA!!!
Let's see, I'd need socks of speed. Better than boots of speed as they'll work with any shoes. They can also have a pleasant scent enchantment 
Watch of Time Travel. Basically, I can change time to match the watch, not the other way round
Actually just realised if I had a time watch, I don't really need to move fast. I think I need a hat of intelligence to think up better enchantments :/
Watch of Time Travel. Basically, I can change time to match the watch, not the other way round
Actually just realised if I had a time watch, I don't really need to move fast. I think I need a hat of intelligence to think up better enchantments :/
Well right now I'd go for something that alleviates illness and pain, since I feel really sick.
In general, it's been said but anti-annoying-insects clothing ftw.
In general, it's been said but anti-annoying-insects clothing ftw.
The Batman Belt of Epicness.
+ 99% epicness
Turns me into Batman.
Jeans of half-way down my legs.
+ 10% modern fashion appeal..
+ 99% epicness
Turns me into Batman.
Jeans of half-way down my legs.
+ 10% modern fashion appeal..
Watch of strength!
Adds 5 damage to melee attacks
Unbreakable (6 years and going strong...)
I've actually made someone cry with my watch before...
Huge puffy coat!
+10 dmg resistance
+10 cold resistance
Old, smelly and faded
Glasses of nerdom
+30 intelligence
+15 accuracy
+5 luck
Adds 5 damage to melee attacks
Unbreakable (6 years and going strong...)
I've actually made someone cry with my watch before...
Huge puffy coat!
+10 dmg resistance
+10 cold resistance
Old, smelly and faded
Glasses of nerdom
+30 intelligence
+15 accuracy
+5 luck