If you could fight ANYONE in the history of time, who would it be?

[hippykiller]

you know what to do. for me it would be Gorge Lucas.... fuckin' phantom Menace.

 

[WrongSprite]

I loved the Phantom Menace.

I'd probably fight Jesus. Just because I could.

 

[Curtmiester]

Ghandi. Awesome.
Or Hitler.

 

[oneniesteledain]

Abe Lincoln. Fascist prick.

 

[Radeonx]

Phantom Menace wasn't THAT bad.

I'd fight Jesus. Or Brain Boitano. I'd want to see what he would do.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Phantom Menace wasn't THAT bad.

I'd fight Jesus. Or Brain Boitano. I'd want to see what he would do.

I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two. That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

OT. Ghandi. Because it would be funny.

 

[InifniteWit]

Brock Lesnar. Oh shit wait...

 

[rintasja]

Socrates or Plato. According to some urban myths they were known for their knockout punches in the street brawls of Athen.

 

[TheScarecrow]

you know what to do. for me it would be Gorge Lucas.... fuckin' phantom Menace.

Whoa man, everyone makes mistakes.

I dunno, I think I used to have an answer for this that was really good but I forget. Maybe.

Anyway, there's a few I'd like to fight. A Pope would be fun. I'd fight Hitler too, just to know.

 

[El Poncho]

Napoleon, I want to hear him cursing at me.

 

[Smack-Ferret]

Theodore Roosevelt. Although I would likely lose.

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

I'd fight everyone at once...

 

[Radeonx]

I can't think of any historical figures that I could reasonably expect to win against.

Alexander the Great would have me for lunch, Hitler would sic his army on me, Jesus had a bunch of followers and shit...

It just doesn't seem fair to me.

Well theres always Ghandi max, he would offer passive resistance. You could win then, specially with something sharp.

Didn't he have tons and tons of followers? I'm sure the numbers game would catch up with him eventually, I mean, it isn't like he is immortal like Satan. At least I hope he isn't Satan.

 

[Antlers]

Was someone watching Fight Club lately?

Given I'm a pretty small girl, I don't fancy my chances against many historical figures. Also given i'm a pacifist I don't feel inclined to fight any historical figures. I am curious as to why someone would fight Ghandi OR Hitler. I would perhaps engage Jesus in a spirited conversation. See what he thought of things.

 

[Jedoro]

Jack Churchill

I know I would lose, and likely die, but if I survived, I would be able to say I had the balls to fight Jack fucking Churchill.