If you could fight ANYONE in the history of time, who would it be?

[AvsJoe]

Done. To. Death.

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This will be the third time I post this quote word for word:

Probably William Howard Taft, 27th president of the United States. I'd want to fight him solely because he was a US president and he weighed over 300 pounds. Keep in mind this was a century ago, back when the average American had an average build.

 

[ROFLMAO299]

Helen Keller. Deaf blind ***** would be a pushover, just chuck some rocks at her.

 

[MajoraPersona]

Jesus.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

 

[Code Monkey]

Micheal Bays Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandfather. That way, he will never exist, and Transformers 2, Revenge if the fallen won't exist. Neither will The Island. Or Pearl Harbor. Or Transformers. Think of the terrible movies that would simply cease to exist!

 

[Macgyvercas]

I'd fight King Leonidas, but only if I had the wrist mounted flamethrower, (I saw it in another thread on here)

 

[Arrers]

Socrates or Plato. According to some urban myths they were known for their knockout punches in the street brawls of Athen.

I'm pretty sure Plato was a werstler in his younger days.

OT: I'd go for Teddy Rossevelt. He'd knock me out in a single blow, but I'd be great for bragging rights if I actually survive.

 

[hippykiller]

Ghandi. Awesome.
Or Hitler.

cough cough fight club

Wow, you must be the only one who got that./Sarcasm

yeah. thats why i made this thread. because like a couple of hours ago i watched it

 

[eatenbyagrue]

Sir Winston Churchill, if only for the witty trash talking I get while he kicks my arse.

 

[TheLazyKnight]

I'd want to take a cheap nutshot at King Edward 1 of England. Bastard that had William Wallace killed.

 

[katie monsterxRAWR]

Gerorge Lucas.

The fuckheads at Disney who bought rights to Marvel.

Sonic team.

And...um...hm...I guess Ben Franklin. Perv.

 

[Shadowfaze]

my dad when he is 80 years old. with a zimmer frame.

ha, thats for not buying toys! slap

 

[Sacman]

Muhammad Ali in his prime I just wanna get my ass handed to me by him...

 

[Jamis]

Will Farrel. That man needs a good ass kicking. The follow ups include:
Gabriel, The Angel.
Sun Tso
Ullyses S Grant.
Grizzly Adams
Walt Disney
Walt Disney
Napoleon (cant spell the last name. infact i think i screwed up mr. grant as well.
And finnaly.
Walt Disney.

 

[Jamis]

and yes, i did join specifically for this. now back to yatzee... and pizza

 

[Joshimodo]

Jesus.


Or possibly Bruce Lee, just to see how fast I'd get ruined.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Sonic Team after Sonic Adventure 2, but mostly I' pick the people out of my shits and giggles list, which is...

George Washington: Soley to see how quick he could kick my ass, or see what would happen if the Colonial army saw that he was beaten by a 17 year old gamer...

Josef Stalin: Shits and Giggles aside, the man was well... crazy...

King Henry VIII: After explaining to him that the gender of the child relies on the father, I would kick his balls so his chances of having children (after he impregnated whoever gave birth to Elizabeth I) are slim to none, before he decided it was off with my head.

Clint Eastwood circa mid 1960's: He is one of the biggest male badasses in the world at the time, and I would be honored for him to kick my ass, and sign whatever casts I get from the fight.

 

[JusticarPhaeton]

Someone very easy to beat up. Preferably in a wheelchair. In that case I'll take Steven Hawkings. I'm not taking any chances!

Stephen Hawking can shoot lasers from his glasses and immobilise you with just the sound of his metallic, hollow voice. Then he'd ram you with his wheelchair and crush your kneecaps. Then he'd give you a long lecture about branes and singularity theorems whilst you slowly exsanguinate. Not a fun gentleman to fight, in my humble opinion.

Zac Efron. That's who I'd fight. Ron Hubbard would work too.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Brock Lesnar. Oh shit wait...

He's coming for you, and he knows where you live... Honestly, he's the only person I'm terrified of.


My list:
Tom Cruise
Stephanie Meyer
Teddy Roosevelt (Just so there is a challenge)

 

[Nullphantom]

Christopher Columbus, cuz then I could say I "discovered" the Americas for the Europeans, but I'd most likely die from disease across the ocean, or get tossed overboard first.

Helen Keller, just cuz well, she can't see or hear, so it's an easy target

Isaac Newton, cuz no1 said him, and so I could show him gravity first hand by knocking him down