If you could get a permit for anything...

[Caligulove]

permit to have sex in public

 

[latenightapplepie]

A permit that allows me to park anywhere for as long as I like.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

A permit that let me do anything.

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

A permit to print the only legal tender of a nation.....

Funny thing is, though, if you can get a permit for it, it is not unlawful to do anyways, unless the gov claims it can give out licences for unlawful activities.

#goes back to printer.....

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

A permit to kill those unfit of life, as they cannot use it responsibly. This of course comes with an all-expenses-paid armoury.

 

[Calhoun347]

A permit to have unrestricted access to all places, items, or persons, and to reveal anything I wanted to the public in any manner I choose, under protection from the law (I.E. able to walk into the Oval Office, Congress, The Pentagon, Area 51, or other high security places, read any documents or examine any object/devise [and have unrestricted access to diagrams and notes on those devices], or ask questions of, and have strait answers given by, any person in the country without any consequences, and guaranteed protection while doing so by armed government bodyguards).

This guys onto something here, however i want that permit to include the right to release whatever information I've learned with no repercussions (From the government that is) The people can do whatever they want, even if that includes trying to kill me, (or giving me free shit).

 

[kamix]

To kill those who i see unfit to contrabute to the public.

This

 

[wizzerd229]

permit to do anything i want
/thread

This post proves you lie.

How?

 

[Aesir23]

A permit for free games. >_>

 

[Sassafrass]

permit to do anything i want
/thread

This post proves you lie.

How?

You didn't end the thread.
Yeah, I took that literally.

 

[wizzerd229]

permit to do anything i want
/thread

This post proves you lie.

How?

You didn't end the thread.
Yeah, I took that literally.

oh, lol

 

[WafflesandBacon]

A permit for a tit inspection

 

[Davey Woo]

Permit to kill whoever I felt necessary.
Those campers on Call of Duty would never bother me again!
Mwahahahahahah!

 

[Jark212]

Immunity from all laws... I'd basically be a Specter, like Mass Effect...

 

[Deleted]

A permit to solicit underage girls. Hey you said anything.