If you could get a permit for anything...

[Nova5]

License to kill, dude. Hands down.

 

[RanD00M]

Futurama right?

http://czechmatediary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg

There you go.

 

[GodsAndFishes]

The permit to get free pizzas from any store or resturant! It would be awesome!

I was going to say a permit to kill, but this is awfully tempting.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Fine then. A permit to relieve others of their goods, worldly possessions, monetary earnings and daughters business deals.

And if since its not considered stealing and i can't do that then ill take Amnestics reasponce.

That's better, you two stay out of trouble now!

you happy now that you corrected us.

[sup][sup][sup]fun wrecker[/sup][/sup][/sup]

He's got a permit to correct you.
So he will be.

Yes but I have the permit to steal, so I officially steal his permit to correct...And your permit to live.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Bedsides a permit to kill.......hmmm.
Ah, to be allowed to transport up to three prostitutes to any given destination at once.

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes but I have the permit to steal, so I officially steal his permit to correct...And your permit to live.

But I have a permit is to blow up trombones and stuff...
Do you want to live in a world where no one tries to blow up stuff in the name of busting myths?

 

[Space Cowgirl]

A permit to seize and burn anything related to Twilight. Maybe a permit to thrill, skill, and kill, or even a permit to carry a sword or other sharp, pointy, object about and assassinate those unfit to be contributial to the public. Or just assassinate whoever a feckin want to.

 

[StonkThis]

A PERMIT TO RULE THEM ALL.

In other words, a permit to let me do anything. I'm such a cheater.

Oh fine, I'll answer less cheaply. Permit to not get in trouble for anything? Kind of the same... Uhhh. A permit to whatever I want to a person, and they can't do anything about. Like punch some guy in the face...

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Yes but I have the permit to steal, so I officially steal his permit to correct...And your permit to live.

But I have a permit is to blow up trombones and stuff...
Do you want to live in a world where no one tries to blow up stuff in the name of busting myths?

thats why i take your perimit before i kill you, I aleady thought this out, your not going to live.

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes but I have the permit to steal, so I officially steal his permit to correct...And your permit to live.

But I have a permit is to blow up trombones and stuff...
Do you want to live in a world where no one tries to blow up stuff in the name of busting myths?

thats why i take your perimit before i kill you, I aleady thought this out, your not going to live.

Far enough then.
Just make it a glorious death, OK?

 

[Littlee300]

A permit that makes all your permit void, also thinking ahead the permit also stops you from making a permit to stop mine.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Raep

 

[Dys]

Permit to summarily sieze the assets of anyone in the world at any moment.

I wouldn't make anyone destitute, but if I took £50 from every person earning $100k per year or more in the world once a year.

to quote Fonzie, aaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

I like it, if I could have anything, I'd probably go for something similar.

 

[lenneth]

The Permit to issue more permits, thus making me able to legally kill people and take their stuff while eating free pizza

 

[crudus]

Permit to be Judge, Jury, and Executioner. It would be fun ^_^

 

[skitzo van]

To be able to hit stupid people or douchebags

 

[Nechti_Visara]

I would want an anti-idiocy permit.

Should there be anyone that I deem as idiotic, or simply acting as such, I would be allowed to use any means possible to force them to cease and desist all forms of idiocy.


Failing that, I may want a permit to start a drive-thru bear mauling business.