If you could get a permit for anything...

[Sallix]

permit to throw stuff at anyone who wears jeggings. Public execution if it is a male.

 

[shadowstriker86]

Permit to take any amount of money from a bank. No jobs for me

 

[silentsentinel]

A permit for an unlimited budget.

 

[smithy1234]

Permit to kill obviously, I could be an amateur version of James Bond with less gadgets.

 

[RanD00M]

"Oh and while you're down there,can you get me a permit to kill."
"Weapon or bare hands."
"What dose piano wire count as?"

Cookie for reference.

 

[Gardenia]

The permit to buy/do whatever drugs I wanted

 

[recoverytwo]

A permit to give myself any permits i want

Also known as "you give me what i want"

 

[cheese_wizington]

A permit to take any ones stuff.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

To drive blimps.

...don't judge me.

 

[A random person]

The permit to get free pizzas from any store or resturant! It would be awesome!

And you, sir, just ninja'd me. I guess I'll one-up you and add free burgers, steak, charcoal, chips, and cookie dough to that. Oh, and the pizza would come with bread and/or cheese sticks.

Other than that, I'd want a permit that lets me get free manga (no way I'm paying for that many volumes of Negima). Or lets me punch the people at Fox News, that's even better since I have the internet for free manga.

 

[isao]

To kill everyone that think that football games are the best...
...and get everything i want for free, of course

 

[tmujir955]

A permit allowing me to rewrite laws.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

My permit does not allow me to kill anyone...

I am simply allowed to stab a person VERY hard with any type of pen convenient if they say something stupid...

 

[ottenni]

I permit that allows me to open up a can of whoop-ass on y'all, whatever that is.

 

[davidboring]

To make anything stop. Within 24 hours, anything I say has to stop, *has to stop.* Doesn't matter how. Hannah Montana? Stop it. Genocide? Stop that. I'm not too fond of N-Dubz, so now they have to stop!

I guess what I'm saying is I'd become a real life banhammer :\

 

[SnipErlite]

Definitely the one allowing me to relieve anyone of their personal or company possessions - free stuff anyone?

 

[davidboring]

"Oh and while you're down there,can you get me a permit to kill."
"Weapon or bare hands."
"What dose piano wire count as?"

Cookie for reference.

Cookie!

 

[Hyper-space]

Permit...to the max!

okay, i don't even know what that means, but a license to equip a 1969 dodge charger with turbo-boosters would be nice

 

[ajb924]

"Oh and while you're down there,can you get me a permit to kill."
"Weapon or bare hands."
"What dose piano wire count as?"

Cookie for reference.

Futurama right?

A permit to do whatever I wanted, life would be awesome...
"Sir! This is private property! Tresspassers will be shot"
*Pulls out permit* "This permit shows that I am not allowed to be shot unless i want to be!"
*GASP*

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Punching people over the internet. And then sell the rights.