If you could get a permit for anything...

[Romblen]

Permit to free movies, games, and an endless amount of cheese.

 

[McNinja]

A permit to kill. That would be so handy.

 

[Julianking93]

Permit to do whatever I want.

Isn't is obvious?

 

[Some Fella1]

A permit to the cheats of life.

*ACTIVATE GOD MODE* *ACTIVATE UNLIMITED MONEY* *FREEZE NEEDS STATS*

And now to game for as long as I like

 

[Junkle]

A permit to permit me to ban stupid people all over the internet, without any prior experience of the site needed. Oh, I would have lots of fun with that one.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Yes but I have the permit to steal, so I officially steal his permit to correct...And your permit to live.

But I have a permit is to blow up trombones and stuff...
Do you want to live in a world where no one tries to blow up stuff in the name of busting myths?

thats why i take your perimit before i kill you, I aleady thought this out, your not going to live.

Far enough then.
Just make it a glorious death, OK?

well just tell me how you wanna gloriusly die and I'll see if it fits my schedule.

 

[Sassafrass]

well just tell me how you wanna gloriusly die and I'll see if it fits my schedule.

Lot's of big ass explosions while I get killed by a bear which has laser beams firing out of it's eyes.

Or just explosions.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

To kill those who i see unfit to contrabute to the public.

Which is pretty much anyone on the internet.
Zing!

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

well just tell me how you wanna gloriusly die and I'll see if it fits my schedule.

Lot's of big ass explosions while I get killed by a bear which has laser beams firing out of it's eyes.

Or just explosions.

Eh all my explosives where used on Neonbob, god damn that guy can take a hit. And all my Laz3r Bears where used on NoMorSanity.

So the Spanish Inquisition should be ariving at your door in

3...

2...

1...

Just remeber, no one expects them, so you got a chance. That'll make it glorius.

 

[The3rdEye]

either a permit to get free stuff anywhere or a permit to smack anyone who annoys me and they cant smack me back PUNISHABLE BY DEATH if they do =D what a wonderful world it would be

So this... although replace "smack anyone" with "beat the stupid out of anyone"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

The permit to do whatever I want whenever I want and get free unlimited military support for doing it.

 

[Sassafrass]

To kill those who i see unfit to contrabute to the public.

Which is pretty much anyone on the internet.
Zing!

Stop zinging. Meeping is the new zinging!

well just tell me how you wanna gloriusly die and I'll see if it fits my schedule.

Lot's of big ass explosions while I get killed by a bear which has laser beams firing out of it's eyes.

Or just explosions.

Eh all my explosives where used on Neonbob, god damn that guy can take a hit. And all my Laz3r Bears where used on NoMorSanity.

So the Spanish Inquisition should be ariving at your door in

3...

2...

1...

Just remeber, no one expects them, so you got a chance. That'll make it glorius.

Thank you.
I'll fight to the de--
THEY'RE HERE ALL READY!!!

 

[ProfessorLayton]

A permit to... have access to everywhere in the world. Like if I wanted to go into the White House I could just waltz right in. If I wanted to visit New Zealand I would just step outside and a jet would be waiting for me right there. That would be so killer.

 

[dwoo21]

Iron Man suit, it doesn't exist but I thought I'd give it a shot.
or a tank,bobcat,fork lift, or an Iron Man suit

 

[mechanixis]

Free room and board, anywhere on Earth. Doesn't have to be great accommodations, just enough so I never strictly need to get a job, and just spend my life sitting and thinking.

 

[wizzerd229]

permit to do anything i want
/thread

 

[Singularly Datarific]

A permit for a Timberwolf from Mechwarrior. Of course this would require that mechs exist in the first place.

Spoiler: But just look at these glorious bastards.

How do you not want one of these things?

I don't. Why?

Spoiler: I have this.

REX beats all.

When you can have this:

Spoiler: Dire Wolf, or Daishi to you inner sphere barbarians

This sucker can down 3 atlas's in combat.

 

[Sassafrass]

A permit for a Timberwolf from Mechwarrior. Of course this would require that mechs exist in the first place.

Spoiler: But just look at these glorious bastards.

How do you not want one of these things?

I don't. Why?

Spoiler: I have this.

REX beats all.

When you can have this:

Spoiler: Dire Wolf, or Daishi to you inner sphere barbarians

This sucker can down 3 atlas's in combat.

Hmmm.
It's also rust proof by the looks of it.
DAMN YOU!

permit to do anything i want
/thread

This post proves you lie.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

A permit for a Timberwolf from Mechwarrior. Of course this would require that mechs exist in the first place.

Spoiler: But just look at these glorious bastards.

How do you not want one of these things?

I don't. Why?

Spoiler: I have this.

REX beats all.

When you can have this:

Spoiler: Dire Wolf, or Daishi to you inner sphere barbarians

This sucker can down 3 atlas's in combat.

Hmmm.
It's also rust proof by the looks of it.
DAMN YOU!

permit to do anything i want
/thread

This post proves you lie.

Yep, rust is a thing of the past for the 31st century!
Rex is still friggin cool, though, as it is not restricted by the rules of game balance!