If you could give up one bodily function what would it be?

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Aedes

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Can I give up stinking?

Really, all this bodily functions wouldn't bother me if I could not smell bad. That would be awesome.
Although not having to shave ever again is also damn tempting... <.<
 

Jaime_Wolf

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I feel like it would be insane to choose anything other than sleeping.

Others have mentioned that you'd essentially be extending your lifespan by a third, but also bear in mind that you would presumably never feel tired. That alone would be pretty great.
 

Mr.Squishy

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Dimitriov said:
I had to think about this for a minute, I'll admit I was tempted by some of those thoughts. However, I have to say that I wouldn't choose to give up any of it.

It's all part of the endlessly fascinating experience of being human.
This. Although, if I had to choose, I'd want to not have to go to the toilet, or maybe not needing to breathe. Why not give up sleep, you say? Because sleep is the precious time I get away from the world, and thus keeps me sane.
 

Eggbert

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I'm torn between poopin', breathing, and sleep. Assuming the crap just magically vanishes from my system, that'd be the best.
 

CaptainREBell

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Does getting spots count as a bodily function? How about hunger? I'd like to get rid of the bodily function that makes me eat lots of food/makes me a lazy bum ^_^
Never having to shave again is seriously tempting though...but still, there are ways around it (ie not letting people get close enough to see/feel it) :D
 

boss1592

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hypothetical question: if one had a disability, could one choose to give up its detrimental effects?
 

onewheeled

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Oh, definitely sweating. I like to wear a pair of skinny jeans and a black t-shirt any day, even if it's Summer. To be able to go outside and walk to a friend's house, or be able to work out for an hour or so and not have to come home drenched in sweat would be awesome.
 

kael013

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I could do without all that pesky circulatory system stuff. Let's see you try to stab me to death now, you bloody muggers!
 

Kyle 2175

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Not having to eat to stay alive, i've had such a pain throughout my life with coeliac disease and lactose intolerance that requires me to get expensive food and prescriptions just to be able to eat food that doesn't make me ill. It'd be really nice to not have to deal with all of that rubbish. Besides, if I didn't have to eat I wouldn't have to worry about having my cake and eating it(that was terrible.)
 

Crazy Zaul

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Either sweating or urinating

Any1 who wants to stop sleeping try it for a few days and you'll soon change your mind. Even with no concept of tiredness, you need something to separate the days or you'll go insane.
 

lumenadducere

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Sleep. If I could get my body's necessary functions that normally occur during sleep without actually having to sleep, it'd be amazing. You would have so much more time!
 

KiruTheMant

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Organ Function.

So yeah, I BET YOU A MILLION DOLLARS I CAN JUMP FROM THIS BUILDING AND NOT DIE, ANY TAKERS?

I bet you I can drink one hundred beers in a row

War Hero

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King of age (Depending on if your Organs could repair themselves or just rotted.)

Either way,its a double edged sword, sort of like not having any pain.