If you could give up one bodily function what would it be?

[Lucifus]

Aging. Keep my already youthful looks.

 

[Lynx]

Menstruation. Period.

 

[Mute52]

Breathing, because if i can't fly, i would like to swim forever.

Until the pressure of the water crushes me of course

 

[Avistew]

My first choice is sleep, but only if I still can do it if I want to, and just don't have to. I enjoy dreaming and I might get bored at times.
Second choice with same rules (I don't have to but I can do it): eating/drinking (can it be grouped as one? If no then just eating. Water is free and easy to come by here, food isn't).
Otherwise, the ability to produce children so I don't have to worry about birth control anymore and can stick to just condoms.

 

[zombiestrangler]

F*** that breathing S***. Becoming aquatic biatchez!

 

[Zenn3k]

Not having to poo.

Yeah, I said it.

but pooing feels so good!

Personally I'd go with the majority and say sleep. Thats 6 extra hours of video games every day!

 

[Richard Po]

Taking dumps -.-

 

[omega_peaches]

If it counts, awkward boners when I'm with female friends.
Anyways, I'd give up eating, because food is expensive, or tiredness, or the needingness to breathe.
Also, if you give up sleeping, do you still get tired?

 

[Tanfastic]

Breathing because being able to win those hold your breath contests would rock! Sleeping though... That's a lot of time...

 

[Krantos]

Also sleep. If I didn't need it, I'd be much happier.

 

[lucky_bob45]

I choose transistasis, or is that cheating?

You sir, made me laugh for the first time today.

OT: Pooping. if i could eat and not have to worry about going to a grimy public loo to poop i would be so much happier.

 

[jpoon]

Not requiring insulin. Fuck my diabetes.

This, I'm with you man, it sucks! I would take a pancreas that actually fucking worked.

 

[Chefodeath]

I had to think about this for a minute, I'll admit I was tempted by some of those thoughts. However, I have to say that I wouldn't choose to give up any of it.

It's all part of the endlessly fascinating experience of being human.

Eat, breathe, sleep, breathe, shit, breathe, fuck, breathe, eat, breathe, sleep, breathe, shit, breathe, fuck, breathe

Fascinating.

OT: Probably breathing or sleeping

 

[Revenge Revisited]

I was gonna say sleeping so I would have extra time, but I'd give up aging so I'd have even more time!

 

[AetherWolf]

Periods.

Fucking periods.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Defecation, I would give up defecation, worst function ever, replace it with a furnace.

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

Sleeping, definitely sleeping, i'm hoping that they come up with a cure for it within my life time. I'd certainly feel less resentment about having to work 8 hours a day if i can get that time back AND keep the money

 

[thehorror2]

Sperm and semen production. I'm not ever planning on having sex with anyone, so for me it's just a nuisance that ruins a clean pair of underpants every so often.

 

[Pegghead]

Sniffling, having a runny nose and everything of tha ilk.

Sneezing's good because it's a great feeling and it's instantaneous. Having to constantly blow your nose and sniffle until your nose becomes blocked and red during each bout of the cold is no fun at all.

 

[Xlr8DETH]

im gonna say metabolizing stuff because im pretty sure that would get rid of sleeping, going to the bathroom, breathing, shaving and just about everything else that ive seen here