If You Could Hack Real Life

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

/spawn Earl Grey tea

/reference

But it would be turning buildings into games of space invaders.

 

[Insomniaku]

OH YEAH I would delete the EAsports.exe and Activision_stop_abusing_red_octane_and_infinity_ward.exe files... and the Earth would have a setlist playing from Jesus' jukebox in the sky with all my favorite music on it... based on season of course (Winter = mostly Smashing Pumpkins & Summer = mostly Tragically Hip)

with some Jpop, anime OST, and VG OSTs of course

 

[Zhalath]

Hack-boost all ability scores. Stronger, faster, tougher, smarter, wiser, and more charismatic.

 

[captain awesome 12]

I'd keep everything the same, and just live with knowing that I could correct and change everything if I wanted.

Okay maybe every once in a while I'd destroy a mosquito or turn one of my enemies into a turd or cockroach or something.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Heh, what wouldn't I do?

I'd also use quicksave a lot.

 

[Wolfboy1988]

I would change the resources file.

Food_Supply = ∞

 

[Shul Cooper]

Post the source code. In flaming thousand foot high letters over the Pacific Ocean. Meet your new life: open source. And then use my omnipotence to block Microsoft trying to license it.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

make it so I live forever eternal youth and make it so I am in perpetual eternal bliss and make things good for earth and also make it so interstellar travel is easy and make the universe over again hithhikers guide to the galaxy style

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

I'd remove the "homework.painintheass" file.

That and maybe the "idiot" folder.

lol, And while your at it, remove system 32 as well.

 

[Theon Tonarim]

Mod my Charisma and Dexterity stats.

 

[Erana]

I would hack real life to make things better for my mother.

 

[MBurner 93]

I would give myself a 3 foot dong. Honestly, I'd command kill everyone i hated(Like most of the world's journalists and terrorists).

 

[Sh4dowSpec]

That and maybe the "idiot" folder.

Hell, yeah. Also, I'd noclip everywhere. I'd be like a superhero--bullets wouldn't affect me, I could fly--it'd be awesome.

Then I would use my superpowers to personally delete every last remnant of Jack Thompson and his followers from the Earth, deleting the "idiot" folder once and for all.

 

[TaborMallory]

I'd give myself mad guitar skills, an ass-kicking guitar, and some amps.

 

[Datalord]

Lets see, superpowers, wealth, power, influence, immortailty, hot country of wives, yeah, sounds about right

 

[RogueDarkJedi]

I would give myself more money to pay off everything and extra money to keep living. And a smoking hot chick (not a smoker, mind you).

 

[NeutralDrow]

This will sound VERY creepy and messed up and I might lose a friend or two by posting this xD BUT!

I would make a threesome with Rei & Asuka (Evangelion) a reality

I'll take Hisui and Kohaku, instead. They at least seem amenable to the idea in the first place.

I'd also explode the head of anyone who mentions "mollusks."

so would I like to play god? well i don't think any human mind could withstand the moral and psychological implications should one become God. Whether or not you deny it, everyone - every single human being given the power to play God - would eventually want to go back to being simply human, and would somehow strip themselves of their godly powers.

Well, sure, if you wanted realism. I mean, sure, I probably wouldn't mess around with that pesky second law of thermodynamics, in case I accidentally blow the world up, or legitimize ponzi schemes involving perpetual motion machines...

Which is why, if I could hack reality, I'd call in an expert. That's right, not only would Yuki Nagato exist, she'd be my soulmate...until Kohaku gets jealous.

 

[Evilbunny]

And I'm sure we all know that hacking real life is easy, all you need to do is learn Python.

Real programmers use butterflies.

Oh yeah, but there's a command in emacs that can do the same thing.

 

[Cortheya]

My avatar would be all over all of the cities in the world with my face instead of big brothers, portal guns galore, and every hot girl in the world would suddenly find that whenever they tried to cover themselves with clothes or anything else, it would become invisible!!!
And I could fly....
And I had that potion from the Stargate Atlantis episode Irresistible that made everyone fall in love with you that was around you.