If you could have any political figure back you up in a fight, who would it be?

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Phantomess

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aussiechoco said:
tony abbott.

trust me, hes a fit mother fucker
Inclined to agree, but Mark Latham was pretty bad-ass back in the day. Failing that, Julia Gillard is quite the scary woman.
 

stonethered

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Theodore Rosevelt, enviromentalist enough to establish the National Park System, and still Conservative enough to go on Safari mid-term.

I'd also vote for Genghis Khan and Frederick the Great. The first because he was briliant, dangerous, and just. And the second because he was just dangerously briliant.
 

Infernai

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Pfft! I'll just call in the M.I.B. And before you say anything, heres why: They are basically above and beyond the government itself, meaning...they do sort of count. And besides, why bother arguing when i can just mindwhipe my enemies into believing me!

 

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FlyAwayAutumn said:
Arnold Schwarzenegger

First person that came to mind.

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Irridium said:
Theodore Roosevelt.
The pure definition of badass.

His life is one badass moment after the other.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt
Ah hell I might as well go kill myself for forgetting him.

I feel bad now...
Dude he's the one behind the banning m rated games in california and upin the supreme court. have u been paying attention at all to the news?
 

Akai Shizuku

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Alive? Fidel Castro. He doesn't afraid of anything.

Dead? Stalin. He was a no-nonsense kinda guy who got shit done. If not him, then Mao, because Mao was fairly similar.
 

twaddle

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Andrew jackson
http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html

He dueled alot during his presidency and nearly beat to death his attemted assasinator with is cane.


Most Badass Quote:
"I have only two regrets: I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang John C. Calhoun."
 

Mordwyl

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It can't get any more bad ass than Dom Mintoff. He's an old politician from Malta who managed to befriend Gaddafi and casually swim through a storm, getting out of it intact.
 

Safe in the Dark

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Hmm....Alexander the Great, or Julius Caesar, or Leonidus.

More modern? Rush Limbaugh, cause he's a ninja, Michael Moore just cause his justice gut will deflect and physical attack or

Pancho Villa...Because he's just so epic. Pancho Villa in my honest opinion, in a one on one fight could take anyone named so far.

 

Andreas55k

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Che Guevara, Fidel Castro, Lenin, Karl Marx....

Christian the 4th of Denmark ^^

Or Frederick and Marry of Denmark.
 

Kingjackl

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If it had to be modern politicians, then Tony Abbott. He's not Arnie, but he's pretty buffed for an Opposition Leader.
 

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Phantomess said:
aussiechoco said:
tony abbott.

trust me, hes a fit mother fucker
Inclined to agree, but Mark Latham was pretty bad-ass back in the day. Failing that, Julia Gillard is quite the scary woman.
she certain is! (those dang rangas!)

i think her and margaret thatcher should have an epic battle.
 

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Theodore "Motherfucking" Rosevelt.
He responded to soldiers complaints of having to ride 50 miles on horseback a day by riding 100 miles horseback AT 50 YEARS OLD!!
 

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Quantum Roberts said:
Optimus Prime.
He counts.
Yes!

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Krantos said:
Arnie or Jesse the Body Ventura. Remember him? Former wrestler turned Governor of (I think) Minnesota. I never did hear how he did. Anyone from Minn want to chime in on his political suave?
Jesse Ventura was awesome in Predator. He would be quite hard, and a self-confessed sexual tyrannosaur.

You US chaps may not know our hapless ex-PM Gordon Brown. Bloody useless. However I get the impression that he is completely mental and would bottle someone as soon as look at them. Whilst calling them a bigot.

Also French politician Jean-Marie la Pen, ex-leader of the FN, Front Nationale (effectively the fascist party). He lost an eye in a fight with another politician.