If you could have any political figure back you up in a fight, who would it be?

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Blatherscythe

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Irridium said:
Theodore Roosevelt.
The pure definition of badass.

His life is one badass moment after the other.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt
The damn mosquitos killed him! Those bastards...
 

WanderingFool

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Either Teddy Roosevelt or John McCain. Teddy is a fucking badass, and even though I voted for Obama, I agree with what MovieBob said about McCain in one of his Game Overthinker vids. Ever get turned into a POW, thats the guy I want to help me escape.
 

crudus

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Tough call, but Andrew Jackson. I would have chosen Teddy but Andrew is just more insane.

gamerguy473 said:
George Washington, he was actually pretty bad-ass.
He was only badass because he was magic.
 

Dfskelleton

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Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sarah Palin.
Arney because he's the terminator, and screams "GET TO THA CHOPPA!!!", And Sarah Palin because she'd just shoot the guys from a helicopter.
Or Abraham Lincoln, his cool hat gives him super strength.
Or George Washington, he'd hit them with a boat.
 

AgDr_ODST

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EDIT: After looking over prior posts I realized that I forgot someone who tops Ike in terms of how badass he is and that would be *points down*

Icarion said:
I pick David Ben-Gurion. I mean he literally spearheaded the founding of Israel, THE MOST contorversial state of the modern world. He founded the IDF, which has proven to be one of the top military forces in the world, and not once allowed anyone to push him around when he was in office. He led the army to victory in 1948 war of independance and died of old age. Frankly if thats not bad-ass the only thing that is is Teddy Roosevelt. But I was trying to be creative. Or this guy

[sub]for a serious ally I'd go with President Eisenhower, yeah he commanded troops and lead the country but before that he was a ground pounder, an ass kicking infantry man.[/sub]

How ever if I just needed a meat shield, I'd take Obama, Barney Frank, or Ole Horse Face *aka* Nancy Pelosi.

This here ^ is what hasn't changed.... I'd still use one or all 3 of the above as meat shields
 

Space Spoons

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Lincoln.

Dude's fought vampires with nothing but his wits and a sharp axe. I'd take him at my back in a fight any day.
 

Twilight_guy

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Teddy Roosevelt. He kicked so much ass that he had to invent that anti-buttocks smell shoe polish.
 

Manbro

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Richard the Lionheart. Hey I may not agree with the whole Crusade thing but this guy was one badass Warrior-King!
 

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Freeze_L said:
Sun Tzu, the author of The Art of War. We will violate your mind to victory!
Thank you!

And, if Sun Tzu doesn't count, then I'll probably go with Putin. He's got mad KGB skills.
 

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