If you could have one not-so-super power, what would it be

[MajorKris]

The ability to adjust the size of my breasts with my mind.

I want the ability to turn every stoplight on the highway green when I approach, and to force those 40 MPH drivers in the fast lane to change lanes instantly.

Imagine all the crashes OO

I just did.

And it would be awesome.

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

I can top that. I have the ability to spawn a BACON SANDWICH on command. XD

Id take it a step forword and be able to spawn bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, toast and orange juice

But what if I want a bacon baguette D:

Or a bacon sundae D:

Or just feel like sprinkling my current food with some bacon!

Remember... bacon goes with everything... period... not just in sandwiches.

 

[Tharwen]

The ability to always know where the light switches are in other people's houses.

 

[RN7]

The ability to make someone go blind with a single thought.

 

[Nazz3]

The ability to move objects with my mind.

 

[Oh That Dude]

The ability to adjust the size of my breasts with my mind.

I want the ability to turn every stoplight on the highway green when I approach, and to force those 40 MPH drivers in the fast lane to change lanes instantly.

Imagine all the crashes OO

breast crashes?

That's exactly what I read. Is it like a blue screen of death? Do you have to turn them on and off again to fix it?

 

[Devil's Due]

Ability to remember each song I've heard perfectly and can hear it repeat without error in my head whenever I wish. No more finding the songs, no more carrying a ipod, just remember the song and bounce your head to the beat, baby!

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Make people orgasm with touch. Non-passive of course. Actually... maybe passive.

EDIT: Yeah, Passive.

 

[Megacherv]

The ability to adjust the size of my breasts with my mind.

I want the ability to turn every stoplight on the highway green when I approach, and to force those 40 MPH drivers in the fast lane to change lanes instantly.

Imagine all the crashes OO

Can I have the ability to adjust the size of your breasts with my mind too?

Imagine the shenanigans...

 

[X10J]

An omniscient knowledge of the locations of the things I lose. My keys, cell phone, wallet, ect. would never go missing again.

 

[eggy32]

The ability to turn into Christopher Walken whenever I wish.

 

[Averant]

The ability to unlock doors with my mind.

Life of crime, here I come... >

 

[captaincabbage]

I'd like to be able to control action figures to do my bidding.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

The ability to turn into Christopher Walken whenever I wish.

That is one of the more super super-powers I've ever heard. Tone it down a bit, and just be impervious to bullets or have laser vision or something.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I would be able to shape shift into Morgan Freeman and back whenever I wanted to (I get his voice too. Always.)

 

[GodofDisaster]

I'd like to be able to control action figures to do my bidding.

Haha, that would be awesome. You could get an army of toy soldiers to rob a bank for you.

OT: I would like the power to speak every language in the world. Which would be really handy for me since, there are a lot of countries I'd like to visit.

 

[Cpt Tacos n' Cheese]

I want the ability to levitate birds.

 

[Broady Brio]

The ability to have Team Four Star Mr. Popo's voice.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

I would be able to shape shift into Morgan Freeman and back whenever I wanted to (I get his voice too. Always.)

Yet again, way too powerful to fit within the confines laid out by the OP.