If you could have one not-so-super power, what would it be

[Dango]

The ability to wear sunglasses inside and not look like a douchebag.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

How about, the Ability to fart out little Goblins who will attack not only my enemies, but me, and people within 15 miles away from me.

 

[monstersquad]

Speaking of butt super-powers, for me it would be the ability to poop out Blue Gatorade Slurpee. The only problem is, would I want to drink it afterwards? In that case, the power would have to include the slurpee not smelling like ass.

 

[The Austin]

I want the ability to levitate birds.

WIN!

OP: The ability to recharge rechargeable batteries.

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

The ability to audibly connect to any dial up modem by humming but only during black outs.

 

[Blemontea]

The ability to break through any wall and repair it instantly, the only side effect is that i become really fat and my skin becomes bright red. oh yeah...

 

[MBergman]

I want to be able to spawn bacon on command.

That was the best one I've ever seen! Hell I'd choose it as a proper super power! Cheers for making me laugh!

 

[gamefreakbsp]

The ability to be completely rejuvinated on 1 hour of sleep.

 

[SideSlyGuy]

The ability to audibly connect to any dial up modem by humming but only during black outs.

But if you don't have a laptop your super speed internet would be rendered useless.

As for my power, the ability to control any electronic device (computer, game consoles phones) within 10 meters.

 

[carpathic]

I want the ability to turn every stoplight on the highway green when I approach, and to force those 40 MPH drivers in the fast lane to change lanes instantly.

Ninja'd!

But seriously, I'd switch my current not-so-super power "That of being able to instantly turn any traffic light that I approach to RED" for the one tat switches to Gree!

 

[tthor]

the power to control electronics with my mind! IE: change the channel, move the mouse-cursor, type something, all with my mind! that would be cool
thats not too super, is it?

EDIT:

As for my power, the ability to control any electronic device (computer, game consoles phones) within 10 meters.

curses, ninja'd >_>

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I would be able to shape shift into Morgan Freeman and back whenever I wanted to (I get his voice too. Always.)

Yet again, way too powerful to fit within the confines laid out by the OP.

Can I just have his voice?

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

I would be able to shape shift into Morgan Freeman and back whenever I wanted to (I get his voice too. Always.)

Yet again, way too powerful to fit within the confines laid out by the OP.

Can I just have his voice?

Why that's the most overpowered aspect of this whole thing. Go for a month or two with superman's abilities, then see if you're ready to have Morgan Freeman's voice.

 

[AceDefective]

the ability to bend fat lazy cats to my will!

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

The ability to be completely rejuvinated on 1 hour of sleep.

You already can in 2. [http://www.cracked.com/article/127_5-ways-to-hack-your-brain-into-awesomeness/]

OT:To master the art of persuasion.

(555th post!)

 

[TheTaco007]

To hypnotize people with my eyebrows.

Or spontaneously create clocks.

 

[Kingshadow6]

Invisibility, but still being able to see. There really isn't a whole lot I could do with it, and it would have a lot of downsides, but it'd be fun to toy around with.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I want the ability to turn every stoplight on the highway green when I approach, and to force those 40 MPH drivers in the fast lane to change lanes instantly.

shit screw that, all i would need is the crackdown agent car...now that would set the roads straight and get slow ass motherfuckers to the side, otherwise im going underneath em and sending em flying to the side.


OT: i want the power to control my weight (as in full muscle/fat ratio control) so i can eat as fat as i want to and have only 5% body fat =]

in the superhero world, that is entirely useless, but to me..now THAT is a super power.

 

[Ickorus]

The ability to pull someones trousers down with my mind.

The ultimate trump card for when im losing an argument.

Me: "Yeah, well your trousers are around your ankles!"