If you could have one not-so-super power, what would it be

[LightOfDarkness]

No powers like flight, PK, the power of creation, or crap like that.

For example: Aquaman.

I choose to be able to reach through any tv/monitor and be able to interact with the person displayed (or if it's a game, the person whom their avatar is displayed)

Being able reach through cyberspace and punch a troll right in the face would be awesome.

Or those Westboro Baptist Church assholes.

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

I want to be able to spawn bacon on command.

 

[Furious Styles]

The ability to perfectly predict changes in the stock market.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

I shovel well; I shovel very well.

 

[silver wolf009]

An ivsibility power that only works while playing a trombone. (Cookie for obvious refrence)
The ability to sing great but only to deaf people.
The power to fly underwater. Oh god the fail that would ensue.
Control over fruit.

 

[LightOfDarkness]

An ivsibility power that only works while playing a trombone. (Cookie for obvious refrence)
The ability to sing great but only to deaf people.
The power to fly underwater. Oh god the fail that would ensue.

ZERO PUNCTUATION LOLOLOL

Anyway, I said not-so-super powers, not powers where the minor details fuck you over.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Behold my awesome powers of being really smart. Not superhumanly smart, just REALLY REALLY smart. As in Bruce Banner smart. As in Tony Stark smart. As in Mister Fantastic smart (stretching has nothing to do with the smart). As in any-hero-or-villian-whose-'powers'-are-just-something-they-invented smart. You know what? To end it; As in BATMAN smart.

 

[MajorKris]

I want the ability to turn every stoplight on the highway green when I approach, and to force those 40 MPH drivers in the fast lane to change lanes instantly.

 

[coolman9899]

I want to be able to spawn bacon on command.

really man bacon?

 

[coolman9899]

Ability to change channels and turn electronics on/off with my mind.

can you make technology do things like sayyyy...

turn a red light to green...

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

really man bacon?

Man-Bacon is rather disturbing...

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

I want to be able to spawn bacon on command.

really man bacon?

Oh yes Bacon!

 

[AngryMongoose]

The ability to always arrive at traffic lights when they're green.

 

[Vampire cat]

The ability to adjust the size of my breasts with my mind.

I want the ability to turn every stoplight on the highway green when I approach, and to force those 40 MPH drivers in the fast lane to change lanes instantly.

Imagine all the crashes OO

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I want to be able to spawn bacon on command.

I can top that. I have the ability to spawn a BACON SANDWICH on command. XD

 

[Thaius]

The ability to tap people on the shoulder from long distances. It would be really fun messing with people.

Alternatively, the power to make someone think they see something out of the corner of their eye, but when they look, it's not there.

 

[coolman9899]

I want to be able to spawn bacon on command.

really man bacon?

Oh yes Bacon!

Id take it a step forword and be able to spawn bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, toast and orange juice

 

[coolman9899]

The ability to adjust the size of my breasts with my mind.

I want the ability to turn every stoplight on the highway green when I approach, and to force those 40 MPH drivers in the fast lane to change lanes instantly.

Imagine all the crashes OO

breast crashes?