If you could have one Pokemon in real life..

[Worgen]

Im surprised no one has said lucario, who wouldnt want a massively powerful psychic... thing that can read minds and find solid snake

pfft they already have that his names fuckin mew 2 biatch! =P

he cant find solid snake tho, at least he didnt in his ssb game, BOOOOOOOOOOM

 

[Auric]

Whatever could make me richest, fastest.

In other words, probably something psychic. I donno, im sure theres a pokemon out there that farts money, i want that one

Or if all else fails, i want mudkipz.

 

[MoochmasterP]

I'd say Zapdos, cause it's a FREAKIN' THUNDERBIRD. Who doesn't want a FREAKIN' THUNDERBIRD?

 

[chickenlord]

Im surprised no one has said lucario, who wouldnt want a massively powerful psychic... thing that can read minds and find solid snake

pfft they already have that his names fuckin mew 2 biatch! =P

he cant find solid snake tho, at least he didnt in his ssb game, BOOOOOOOOOOM

damn it...ya got me there...but since when has lucario ever broken out of a team rocket lab, destroyed the lab, used the parts from the lab to make his own giant cloning machine on an ultimate goal of cloning all regular pokemon and making super powerful unmatchable version, and i've never seen lucario make storm clouds move with the flick of his wrist! i'm sorry...abusing my somewhat extensive knowledge of pokemon is just fun to do sometimes =P

 

[Darth Rahu]

I say Jirachi, cute little wish-granting thing...then again it's a steel type so it's not really that cuddley.... Mew ftw!!

 

[Nullphantom]

Ditto duh then I could have any pokemon I wanted

ditto can only tranform into what it can see, aha! the poke-nerd strikes again!!

but what if you show it a picture or the episode of the show he/she/it it in?

it was in the first episode with ditto in it, he just turns into the actually picture/book/TV ! haha! the second poke-nerd strikes!

damn, I just re-watched that episode and you are right. Although with almost everyone on the forum saying they'd run around with charizards ditto wouldnt be very useful. Though at the moment I'd also want a gardevoir, but I know I'd get some funny looks from my friends

 

[Grayjack]

Arceus. Since Arceus is God, he can summon other Pokemon.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

Lucario, because I am quite unoriginal (and they are quite badass, to tell ya' the truth).

Or a Riolu, because they are basically super-cute midget Lucarios.

 

[MortisLegio]

bulbasaur

its half plant half dino all awesome

 

[Super Toast]

A Pidgeot, simply because they are badass and practical, or a Luxray. It's an electric lion. Lemme repeat that. AN ELECTRIC LION!

 

[Worgen]

Im surprised no one has said lucario, who wouldnt want a massively powerful psychic... thing that can read minds and find solid snake

pfft they already have that his names fuckin mew 2 biatch! =P

he cant find solid snake tho, at least he didnt in his ssb game, BOOOOOOOOOOM

damn it...ya got me there...but since when has lucario ever broken out of a team rocket lab, destroyed the lab, used the parts from the lab to make his own giant cloning machine on an ultimate goal of cloning all regular pokemon and making super powerful unmatchable version, and i've never seen lucario make storm clouds move with the flick of his wrist! i'm sorry...abusing my somewhat extensive knowledge of pokemon is just fun to do sometimes =P

I dont know, I think wikipedia said something about lucario saving the world or something, really all I know about pokemon is from ssb and finally getting platinum a few months ago

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Bulbasaur, because he/she/it's fucking awesome.

My boyfriend has said, and I quote: "Bulbasaur's like Chuck Norris. He may not be human, but he's more of a man than I'll ever be."

I'm going to have to go with Jigglypuff on this one. It puts you to sleep and then draws on your face. I always loved that about the show.

Aw maaaan I got ninja'd.

I have wanted a Jigglypuff since the series came out. Who doesn't want a cuddly little companion that has soft fur, rubbery skin (YAY it expands like a balloon!), and big green eyes [sub](THEY ARE GREEN NOT BLUE STUPID POKEMON ANIME)[/sub] that light up when it sees you? And it can knock out anything with its gentle lullaby.

Yep.

 

[dex-dex]

i would say articuno

two things that i enjoy, something cold and a bird that can take me ANYWHERE!

 

[NoNameGimp]

Shaymin. May be small, but it is cute.

 

[Nullphantom]

Im surprised no one has said lucario, who wouldnt want a massively powerful psychic... thing that can read minds and find solid snake

Technically lucario isnt a psychic type, he's fighting/steel. He uses "aura" which is basically like the force and allows telepathy though.

 

[Viewtiful SNAkE]

Um, Gengar?

Psychic ghost with a magic smile that kills people. Sweeeeeet.

Gengar is the best! So yea, I'm with you on this one. lol

 

[Crabturtleking]

I'd get a Trapinch, and make it a Flygon so it trusts me and I don't have to worry about it trying to kill me with its dragon fury.

 

[crepesack]

Ditto of course or Jirachi to grant my wishes

 

[drisky]

Gonna go with good old slowpoke, I get to have a lazy pink psychic otter as my friend, also his tail is delicious. What? It will grow back.

 

[2xDouble]

In terms of fucking things up, Marowak. it can have over 550 attack with thick club yadda yadda yadda pokemon nerd crap yadda.

In terms of a pet however, Meganium. I want my pet to be as adorable as possible while still being my epic mount.

*ahem*

Spoiler: Absol

Blades, speed, AND rideable. How awesome is that? (plus that wicked goth look)

Spoiler: Arcanine (popular, i know, but it's just so cool)

Because he's warm and fuzzy, super fast, and BREATHES FIRE!

and:

Spoiler: Tropius (trust me on this one)

It's gigantic! (bigger than Meganium), grows it's own food supply, and in spite of all that, can FREAKIN FLY!

I tend to discourage the Dragons (and Charizard) because they'll probably end up eating people or need some kinda crazy diet. These three can hunt/forage for themselves, probably wont start randomly killing people, and are still awesome to smash things and ride on.

Also (in terms of fucking things up):

Spoiler: Rampardos

It obliterates everything in it's way by bashing it with its head, (nerd time) Has the highest possible attack power of all Pokemon (second only to Attack Form Deoxys, maxing at an amazing 471 NATURAL plus access to Swords Dance!) while its ability prevents anything from avoiding it or hurting it with abilities.(/nerd time) And on top of all that is still possible to ride on (even has a notch behind its head for a saddle). How's that for an epic mount?