If you could have one Pokemon in real life..

[Hiram88]

MagiKarp Motherfuckas!

Straight up, Wat? Oh, these here gawldfish? Yea, he my pokeemonz! WAT? You Pikachoo aginst Gawldfish? A-ight! RAIR CANDEE MOFO! EEVOLUTION!

Yeah, thatsa fucking wadadragon! Suck it, BIATCH!

 

[oppp7]

Nincada. When it evolves I'll have 2 Pokemon.
Edit: Arceus would be the choice if I was considering legendaries, but it cheating so...

 

[Undead Dragon King]

MagiKarp Motherfuckas!

Straight up, Wat? Oh, these here gawldfish? Yea, he my pokeemonz! WAT? You Pikachoo aginst Gawldfish? A-ight! RAIR CANDEE MOFO! EEVOLUTION!

Yeah, thatsa fucking wadadragon! Suck it, BIATCH!

My brother was in a band called "Level 19 Magikarp". They always got a huge laugh from the audience when they played.

OT: Ditto. I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! DITTO! IT CAN BE ANYTHING I WANT IT TO BE!

 

[jboking]

Legendary mode: Arceus - take over the earth with the almighty power of creation!

Normal mode: Charizard - take over the earth with the concentrated power of badass!

 

[MeowZhuxi]

Mewtwo, because he's just so badass.

Ninja!!!!!

Anyway besides mewtwo i would take dragonite because he is a giant magical dragon... Sooooo win.

 

[Nullphantom]

Kinda funny how I see this thread after I have a dream about being a pokemon master.

O.T. Arceus, so then he could make any pokemon I want. If not, garchomp or salamence, since in my dream I was riding a salamence.

 

[Giest118]

How the fucking god damn rape did it take five pages for anyone to mention Gardevoir? That breaks at least twelve and a half laws of physics, four of which don't even exist. Ergo, this thread defies fictional physics. And that's hard to do.

 

[Nullphantom]

Ditto duh then I could have any pokemon I wanted

ditto can only tranform into what it can see, aha! the poke-nerd strikes again!!

but what if you show it a picture or the episode of the show he/she/it it in?

 

[kjh242]

Tyranitar. think "HULK SMASH!!!!!" in a neat 7 foot tall rock that can cause earthquakes.

 

[chickenlord]

scyther... so if anyone messes with me, i throw out syther, then he flashes his blades, if they dont back away slice them in half! would be so kool i would probably also spend a lot of hours in the forests training him to jump from tree to tree and slicing targets...damn i want to have a real pokemon battle...

 

[chickenlord]

Ditto duh then I could have any pokemon I wanted

ditto can only tranform into what it can see, aha! the poke-nerd strikes again!!

but what if you show it a picture or the episode of the show he/she/it it in?

it was in the first episode with ditto in it, he just turns into the actually picture/book/TV ! haha! the second poke-nerd strikes!

 

[Worgen]

Im surprised no one has said lucario, who wouldnt want a massively powerful psychic... thing that can read minds and find solid snake

 

[chickenlord]

Im surprised no one has said lucario, who wouldnt want a massively powerful psychic... thing that can read minds and find solid snake

pfft they already have that his names fuckin mew 2 biatch! =P

 

[crabdog62482]

Gardevoir. Oh the fun we would have - behind closed doors - with the shades drawn. Wait, do adult relations with a Pokemon that looks kind of like a real woman count as bestiality?

 

[MONSTERheart]

Ditto. I mean seriously. Come on. Ditto. So many uses. If you get what I mean.

 

[Maxor003]

Vulpix it just so cute and reasonable, i mean all you people are going for the huge pokemon have fun attempting to keep it somewhere cause nobody specified that there were pokeballs here

 

[samsonguy920]

Pikachu of course...people are so highlarious when they get zapped.

Im surprised no one has said lucario, who wouldnt want a massively powerful psychic... thing that can read minds and find solid snake

Snaaaaaaaaake!

 

[Giest118]

Gardevoir. Oh the fun we would have - behind closed doors - with the shades drawn. Wait, do adult relations with a Pokemon that looks kind of like a real woman count as bestiality?

According to official canon, Gardevoir are highly intelligent and therefore fully capable of emotional consent. Ergo, the only people who could call it bestiality with a straight face are hate-filled racists.

 

[InsertWittyName]

Charizard
A FLYING DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE.
FUCK YEAH

 

[Just Pman]

Um, Blastoise? Duh?

FUCKING CANNONS!!

Yeah me too.
Or maybe Ditto. I could show it to a woman. Of course, all it would say was "ditto" and it would have Fucked up eyes...