If you could have the worlds undivided attention for 1 minute...

[nunqual]

Not everyone speaks english so I'd kind of be screwed. I'd probably start talking in Latin to screw with people.

 

[thingymuwatsit]

depending on how bored I am, I would probably just tell everyone that religion is silly, and they can believe me or not.
if I am bored I would ask for every single person to write down their names on a piece of paper and then burn it.

 

[Drexlor]

I would briefly explain why videogames are not the spawn of satin. Just as movies were not. They are simply the next evolution in media.

 

[similar.squirrel]

A video showing ecological destruction and human suffering.

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

From 1:10 to 1:50, pretty much that.

 

[Rewold]

Question: "I accidently my vacuum cleaner, is it bad?"

 

[Jedoro]

"Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic."

All should know the wisdom that is Fight Club.

 

[subject_87]

'Video games have artistic merit, Columbus didn't discover America, you don't use 10% of your brain, Glenn Beck needs to shut up, Muslims aren't inherently violent, and cheesesteaks are awesome.

That is all.'

 

[Computer-Noob]

OH MY GOD LOOK BEHIND YOU!

*start a mosh pit*

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I'm gonna be "that guy". It wouldn't really matter what I had to say. Odds are, most people would choose to disregard it. What right do I have to preach to everyone else no matter how good the message? I'm not saying I wouldn't like to change the world for the better, but this scenario wouldn't work.

 

[Croaker42]

I would make everyone watch 45 seconds of Firefly, and I'd use my remaining 15 seconds to tell anyone who doesn't know already just what Fox did to Firefly. And if I had some time left over, I might make some helpful suggestions as to what people should do to Fox for canceling Firefly.

As the result of giving everyone in the world a common enemy (the bastards who canceled Firefly), I would have simultaneously given Fox the punishment they deserve, and united the world into a new era of peace... except against Fox.

You know what I am just going to go ahead and give you my min to help support this cause.

But please take a bit of time (15sec) for the Dresden Files.

 

[holographicman]

Dr Nick voice:

Hi everybody!

 

[AMMO Kid]

Share the good news. And maybe make fun of my friend Josh while I was at it.

 

[shootthebandit]

*Cough*......*long pause*
peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

 

[Carboncrown]

Explain how magnets work.

 

[Blame]

I would define the word 'ironic'. Once and for all.

 

[shootthebandit]

I would define the word 'ironic'. Once and for all.

would be ironic if you defined it incorrectly

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Play some relaxing dubstep


and say:


"raaaa, the entire dance genre is the only music available to listen to, any objections will be sorted out with 6 buckshot rounds!"

or

"Let's all join hands and sing..."



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