If you could have the worlds undivided attention for 1 minute...

[Nailz]

I'd say something along the lines of: Hi everyone, I'm your new leader. I control all your media, therefore I am all powerful. Here is a list of my demands...
(I assume after hijacking the worlds media for 1 minute people would be sufficiently "wtf" for this to be pulled off)

 

[Free Thinker]

I'd obviously prepare for the situation. Wear a full balck suit with black leather shoes and wear sunglasses and do that epic Albert Wesker chair turn-around and make my minute heard.
It'd probably be some speech for denouncing politicians as snakes who only better their needs while walking on the people to get across the mud, explaining the need to eliminate a certain few of leaders, return to human evolution, blah blah blah, and etc.

 

[Thedayrecker]

I would come on blind drunk and slurring.

'Everyone.... *hic*... you SUCK!'

Probably this.... Except I hate drinking....

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

I'd say that BP sucks and that Rock Band is now america's past time.

 

[Wintermoot]

proclaim myself as intergalactic great ruler

 

[beniki]

"Ladies and Gentlemen,

I've been all over the world, and I've seen a great deal of things that barely make sense. I know you can drive yourself insane trying to make sense of it all. I know many people stubbornly cling to causes and ideals trying to impose order on the mess. I know that there are so many things wrong with this world that it seems impossible to put things right. I know this... so I ask for one thing: Patience. I promise to devote every waking moment of my life to fixing the problems of this world. But I am just one man, so I ask you to wait for me. I know many of you will not believe my words, but I am someone who has found a way to talk to all the people on the world at once. Nothing is beyond my grasp. Please, just wait, and believe one day I will come.

Thank you."

And thus, using my sudden celebrity as the man who spoke to the world I would begin my political career and spend the rest of my life trying to live up to my promise

Might as well use your minute to spread hope/fear/controversy.

 

[Burst6]

ATTENTION WORLD..... (55 seconds later) that is all.

 

[Buleet]

Get stagefright and piss my pants.if the whole world has my attension i woudnt know what to talk about exept telling people that they should LISTEN to people more often in order to prevent many fights.And maybe ask how australians survive.That place scares me.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

That guy's answer really reminded me of the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
Anyway I would say "The first to find the Jade Monkey will be given riches beyond their wildest dreams."
Or just berate everyone.

 

[Ickorus]

I'd probably try to tell people to stop being so selfish and support clean energy, insult PETA and the Westboro Babtist Church and tell north koreans that the rest of the world isn't so bad and that they should escape or destroy their government.

 

[Calico93]

"OK everybody give me their guns, yeah nice one *brakes all of them extremely quickly* now will you chill the fuck out and go home. Thank you. Peace. Oh yeah by the way would you give that a try ? Peace? its not hard.
Go play some video games if that doesn't work out. Escapism is awesome."

I think id also leg it after I broke all of the guns .. people might be a bit pissed, but hey they can't shoot me !

 

[godofallu]

"Ahem... ladies? I'm single. Just sayin'."

...

Just kidding. If I found myself in that position, I would run like hell.

I suppose if it was a surprise and I didn't know that everyone in the world was suddenly going to stare at me I would freak the fuck out as well.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I would play this message to the world.


Yeah, it's more than a minute... but who cares? I'd have the whole world sing along...
And, of course, it would be translated into whatever the local vernacular was, of course, depending on the area.

 

[crunchieman]

Well I would set up this big thing about saving the world. Then get up on stage give them all the finger and tell them there not worth it.

 

[Rasputin1]

If I did have the worlds attention, I would absolutely love to say something along these lines.

**Geass Spoilers enclosed**

Spoiler

I really want to know what thats about, but I can't bring myself to spoil Geass..

 

[Axolotl]

Product Placement for whoever payed me the most.

 

[Betancore]

I'd probably lecture everyone and ask them why we can't just all get along. And then sing 'Why Can't We Be Friends' for the remaining time. If I can fit it in, then I'd also mention how the Church of Scientology is a cult, and we should really all unite under heavy metal instead.