If you could have the worlds undivided attention for 1 minute...

[ghostalker.cepo]

"Question Everything. Everything you hear, everything you see, everything you know and believe, even your religion. Open your mind and your heart and be good to those around you. Do not waste your time on hate or anger, in the end, it accomplishes nothing."

Edit: Actually, if I could have it for the duration of this song, I would play this to the world:

 

[Captain Pancake]

I would challenge everybody to say something nice about/to somebody they know at least once a day.

 

[child of lileth]

I honestly would completely waste it. I'd probably spend that minute explaining why it was a poor choice to let me do all that, and then I'd go on way too long about something no one is gonna get anyway.

 

[elilupe]

"We are sorry for the inconvenience"

 

[Jark212]

Easy, I will unite the world under this banner:

Spoiler

 

[The Arc of Eden]

I'd tell the world to Shut the fuck up, gain some common sense, stop acting like douchebags, rethink their views on life, and then take all that insight, shove it up their asses, and clench their cheeks so tightly that they actually absorb this information through whatever form of osmosis suppositories are supposed to work with.

and then I would bid the world a good day, and quietly walk away.

If I did have the worlds attention, I would absolutely love to say something along these lines.

**Geass Spoilers enclosed**

Spoiler

Epic Win Dude.

 

[doodger]

I'd ask them to write a story, to create something.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I would tell all the extremists the world over to fuck off and that everyone is tired of thier shit, so stop with all the pointless violence. Then I'd tell Obama and his cronies that thier thier doing a shitty job and everyone to leave Israel alone

 

[Iron Lightning]

I would show some tasteful pornography. Most of the world would be vastly improved by a sexual revolution, and I can't think of a much better way to provoke one.

 

[hyperhammy]

Every one would be listening?
I would tell Bush to go fuck himself, then go on and read the content of my beer.

 

[ninja555]

'Attention world ,*pauses*, that is all'

 

[quiet_samurai]

 

[ultimateownage]

I would tell them they lost the game. Aren't I so original?

 

[GrinningManiac]

I'd calmly explain the Arab-Israeli problem, give a balanced view of each argument, support each faction in turn, then tell everyone to get a grip and sort the damn thing out. It's 50% of the cause of 90% of the problems east of Istanbul and west of Dehli

 

[lacktheknack]

Give it up. Anything I say would go to waste (it's only one man's opinion), and I cannot stand being the center of attention.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

"Uh... hey there people... umm... yeah, I don't really have anything to say. Have a nice day."

 

[Cgull]

I'd make it a giant personal ad to test the 'there's someone perfect for everyone out there' theory. Sort of.

I would give the world a glimpse of myself (likes, dislikes etc.) and an address to send responses to. A month or two after this, as the world waits to hear the results of my experiment I release the news that the theory is incorrect and there is no such thing as soul mates. This should cause many people the world over to succumb to despair and loneliness and simply 'disappear' . In turn, this should lower house prices (what with all the 'disappearing' going on there would be a lot of empty houses), allowing me to get my own place.

Essentially, I'd use to get a place of my own, just in an original, mildly evil and slightly grandiose fashion.

Oh, forgot to mention, I would still use any responses to see if there really is someone for everyone, I just wouldn't tell anyone if it was true.

 

[Josh123914]

I'd use some sort of mind control to get the world to destroy
A) Activision and all copies of MW2
B) The Westbrow Baptist Church
C) North Korea(or atleast the idiots in power)

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I'd tell the world that I hate mankind and why. Though im no sure I could cutt it all down to just one minute. So much contempt that has to be put into words.