If you could have the worlds undivided attention for 1 minute...

[Outright Villainy]

"Hello everyone, I bet you're wondering how I can broadcast this message to every single person on the planet. If you thing about it, it should be quite impossible.

The answer is very simple of course: I'm your God.

Now make me a medamn sandwich!"

 

[Sir Prize]

Here's what I say:
"You have the right to be offended and have an opinion. You do NOT have the right to shut people up because their opinion is different and offends yoy, not grow the fudge up!"

 

[Diddy_Mao]

Attention world!

There is always going to be someone out there who you dislike or disagree with.
There is always going to be someone out there who dislikes or disagrees with you.
There is no one person, group or thing responsible for all the worlds ills and the sooner you realize that the sooner you can stop wasting all of your time and effort on pointless raging.

And now to completely contradict my own statements I will spend the rest of my time listing off the reasons Glen Beck is a terrible human being.

 

[Mister Eff]

I'd make everybody on the planet jump at the same time. Just to see if it would throw the world off orbit.

 

[Blame]

I would define the word 'ironic'. Once and for all.

would be ironic if you defined it incorrectly

You're actually my new favourite person.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Piss myself before annoucing i was their holy being and tellin them to stop killin everybody

 

[Yosato]

A lot of people seem to be on the theme of world peace here and that's a great idea, but after considering I'd probably make it more into something like this: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDATIZkdHm0]

 

[SimuLord]

"Leadership is an illusion. Scientific management is bullshit. So STOP MAKING ACCOUNTANTS TAKE MANAGEMENT CLASSES!"

 

[laststandman]

just shout one word: WOLVERINES!!!!!!

 

[InnerRebellion]

I would force the world to dance along to Caramelldansen. Or just flip them all off.

 

[Skorpyo]

Attention World!

*ahem*

THE GAME!

 

[Solid Lore]

DOORS, DOORS! GET YOUR DOORS!

As loud and obnoxiously as possible.

 

[WolfThomas]

Tell them I'm single, with 3 billion women my chances have to decent right?

 

[omega_peaches]

Joke Answer:I'd moon everyone
Serious:I'd tell everyone in the world to sing What is Love

 

[Nouw]

Pretend to be God and say

"Hating something doesn't make you cool"

"Starship Troopers will always be the best Space Marine"

"Give a guy called Nam Woon in NZ all your money and I will delay 2012"

 

[The Light Skinned one]

I would show up wearing a suit and have a large billboard covered with a curtain, I would stand on stand on the stage pause for a second yank down the curtain and say FIRST, the billboard would say First in every language that can be translated.

No but seriously I would play this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqCXXMvMm6g

 

[IronDefender410]

I'd tell the entire world that it's completly and utterly crazy

 

[samster284]

I would probably say hi, then pass out. :3