If you could pick any way to die... ??
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Falling from the edge of the atmosphere to the earth. I would do acrobatic manuevers all the way down and as I saw the end coming near I would break my fingers into the Middle finger gesture so it would remain...
Any way to die... hrm...
1) Walk down street with nothing but a paper plate and stapler with one staple. Also team up with Shigeru Miyamoto (before the hellhole that is the Wii).
2) Go down a dark alley that has Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Ghengis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, and Satan in it.
3) Recite Steven Hawking's theory on the Big Bang while playing Bach.
4) If this doesn't incite them to attack, fire the staple directly into the nearest gangster's skull.
5) Slay the rest of them while Shigeru Miyamoto cartoonizes my actions into a bright, colourful platforming adventure.
6) Go into cardiac arrest when Shigeru Miyamoto's next game is Super Mario Royale. And Hitler was replaced with Bowser.
Oh, and it'd be in slow motion.
1) Walk down street with nothing but a paper plate and stapler with one staple. Also team up with Shigeru Miyamoto (before the hellhole that is the Wii).
2) Go down a dark alley that has Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Ghengis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, and Satan in it.
3) Recite Steven Hawking's theory on the Big Bang while playing Bach.
4) If this doesn't incite them to attack, fire the staple directly into the nearest gangster's skull.
5) Slay the rest of them while Shigeru Miyamoto cartoonizes my actions into a bright, colourful platforming adventure.
6) Go into cardiac arrest when Shigeru Miyamoto's next game is Super Mario Royale. And Hitler was replaced with Bowser.
Oh, and it'd be in slow motion.
You win...that was too epic compared to my previous falling to my death scenario...Hedberger said:This!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuauKKjPZI
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I would probably set myself on fire, jump off a building, and blow myself up right over the crowd below, covering them in flaming bits of flesh.
I doubt anybody in the area would ever forget that.
I doubt anybody in the area would ever forget that.
On the throne of the country I have created as it is being bombed for simply being to awesome to comprehend by surrounding countries. All while Eskimo Joe's "London Bombs" is playing.
Awww Yeah
Awww Yeah
"There's nothing in the box! Stupid! You're so stupid!" is a quote from Weird Al UHF, in my opinion, one of the best movies ever made. I'm not calling you stupid, I just quote movies and songs too often.Calobi said:
My number one way to die would be to bungee jump off a bridge (possibly above a road), except that I loop a piano wire around my neck and attach it to the bridge, and then superglue my hands to my head. When they find me I would be hanging upside down holding my severed head in my hands. Top that, eh?
The worst way to die is WWI. Doing something pointless for "Glory".
The best way to die is: Being the most evil cyborg in the Multiverse and after seeing the error of your ways you don't kill the hero, and instead save the world by a crazy suicide jump out of a spaceship onto earth with a miniture emp to destroy all the robots about to destroy the world. Sweet death, and no one would care because your a wierd half-man half-robot freak.
sigh
The best way to die is: Being the most evil cyborg in the Multiverse and after seeing the error of your ways you don't kill the hero, and instead save the world by a crazy suicide jump out of a spaceship onto earth with a miniture emp to destroy all the robots about to destroy the world. Sweet death, and no one would care because your a wierd half-man half-robot freak.
sigh
Worst way to die:
Drowning in a sceptic tank during lunch break on a construction site.
My way to die:
Battling God for supreme reign of the universe using light sabres after having conquered the universe, while dusky maidens cheer my name from the stands in the Space Colosseum and I had just worked my way through a banquet of exquisiteness and a decent sized harem.
If I die that way I would be happy.
Actually that would make for quite a good game... let me see if I can get a few developers to 'work' on that idea *starts his van*.
Drowning in a sceptic tank during lunch break on a construction site.
My way to die:
Battling God for supreme reign of the universe using light sabres after having conquered the universe, while dusky maidens cheer my name from the stands in the Space Colosseum and I had just worked my way through a banquet of exquisiteness and a decent sized harem.
If I die that way I would be happy.
Actually that would make for quite a good game... let me see if I can get a few developers to 'work' on that idea *starts his van*.