If you could pick any way to die... ??
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Riding a zeppelin into a giant statue of Satan that somehow just rose out of the ground. The zeppelin is filled with Nukes, which would have wiped out the earth, which I just disarmed. Somehow speakers on the zeppelin play Before I forget by Slipknot as I crash and explode in a huge fireball that kills Satan (who's spirit was in the statue). Statues and martyr worship abound.
I actually made a short list of inventive ways to die many years ago
here are a few I can remember
- Overdosing on Potassium from Eating Bananas (You'd probably choke to death on your banana puke before you could manage to poison yourself, but it seemed funny at the time)
- Inhaling Liquid Metal (I'm talking the hot stuff, no cheating, I see that Mercury.)
- Falling out of a plane and landing on a cactus (Adding insult to injury and injury to insult at the same time)
- Death by Hippo (more common then you'd imagine - hippos are wicked territorial and they don't stop attacking until you're dead)
here are a few I can remember
- Overdosing on Potassium from Eating Bananas (You'd probably choke to death on your banana puke before you could manage to poison yourself, but it seemed funny at the time)
- Inhaling Liquid Metal (I'm talking the hot stuff, no cheating, I see that Mercury.)
- Falling out of a plane and landing on a cactus (Adding insult to injury and injury to insult at the same time)
- Death by Hippo (more common then you'd imagine - hippos are wicked territorial and they don't stop attacking until you're dead)
If I could pick the way I'd die it would be after finishing every Final Fantasy that matters(the Numbered Final Fantasy's) I get to the end credits of the last one ever made and it says 'To be continued' or has a cut-scene at the end to show there's suppose to be another game and I have a stroke and heart attack at the same time because of it. Now that's a weird way to die huh?
I would probably pick getting tranquilized in the throat like in Old School and be able to talk funny for awhile, then get shot in the face.
I'd take the box. It could be anything, even an Aston Martin!Tattaglia said:
I think I'd like to go by lightning strike or skydiving, or a piano falling.
hmmm. i do like death by snoo-snoo but i shall have to go with a suicidal jump off a waterfall, whilst stabbing myself half way down as the blood can spray nd fill the water. then my body can be thrown into an open fire and the ashes scattered throughout the rainforest
Alphabet of ManlinessDr. UBAR said:
I'd climb a very high building, with a basketball hoop at the bottom, when I get to the top, I would affix cheese-wire to the top of the building, then tie it around my neck.
Next I would super glue my hands to the sides of my head.
Then takes a running jump off the building, the cheese-wire goes taunt, decapitating me, I then slam dunk my own head in the basketball hoop.
for the sake of a serious answer....
id like to die in my sleep
not the most exciting but it would be painless and quick.
id like to die in my sleep
not the most exciting but it would be painless and quick.
