If you could pick any way to die... ??

[HeroOfIsengard]

Epic!!! but it needs tits and fire

 

[Slipknot1Justin]

i will have to say death by snu-snu

Epic...

 

[Slipknot1Justin]

Death by a game of kickball. Only the kickball is covered in arsenic, cyanide, and spikes!

 

[SimuLord]

Heart attack just as I'm reaching orgasm on top of a girl less than half my age (and hey, I'm only six months away from this scenario being legal in my state.)

Bonus points if (1) it's a cheap one-night stand and (2) she ends up pregnant.

 

[Nexus424]

Death by a game of kickball. Only the kickball is covered in arsenic, cyanide, and spikes!

That's like Kickball To The Extreme and everyone in the world has to play

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Having a piano / anvil fall on me out of thin air. I've always been an unlucky bastard and now I would have proof.

 

[riku0093]

lol for breathing trouble, but if your like that i guess that too lol

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

i will have to say death by snu-snu

We have a winner.

Second.

 

[Uncompetative]

In Halo 3 Team SWAT on Guardian as I would get to respawn and continue to have fun even though I wasn't very good and got shot a lot.

 

[samsprinkle]

See the end of Monty Python's the Meaning of Life...OH YEAY!

 

[Gorevomit]

i wanna die on a van tour bus crash Vitek and Cliff Burton fashio. quick painless (hopefully)goign out on the road like a rockstar

 

[ChristmasChild]

I would want to share the fate of Merlin the Parrot from Magnum, PI

 

[Grimm91]

Death by duel. If I wanted to die I would totally do that!

 

[Magellan64]

Finishing a gun fight with a bunch of SWAT guys in a mall only to turn around and fall down an up escalator. Whether or not I'm on fire is up for debate.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Falling into a vat of whiskey and attempting to drink my way out.

 

[RPJesus]

Heart attack while playing FFIX, dying immediately after getting game over.
Afterwards, my body would be garbed in Ronald McDonald's clothing and sent to a random kids birthday party in a large cake with a spring loaded mechanism of some sort.

 

[Ctrl-Alt-Elite]

i have one best and worst way to die
2: choking on a pill that helps widen your throat so you dont choke on stuff...my uncle did that he lived tho XD

IRONY the silent killer!

well mine would be being shot trying to assasonate george bush... im not even american

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Monty python style, chased over a cliff by nude women on rollerscates

 

[Florion]

I have an easy way out: I'm allergic to peanuts, so I'll just buy myself a delicious cake and enjoy myself until the anaphylaxis kills me.